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A tiny tree. (GASP. I WAS ninja.gif'd! xd.png)

 

What is the most popular dragon?

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That's not allowed to be discussed on the forums. Your post shall be deleted when I feel like it. xd.png

 

How do you get a Holly dragon?

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You look through people's scrolls until you find a Holly, then pester them incessantly with requests.

 

Remember:

USE ALL CAPS DONT PUNTUATE FILL UR MESAGE WITH LOTS OF TYPOS AND SPELING ERRORS AND DONT FORGET THE EMOTICONS ESPESHULLY THE mad.gifmad.gifmad.gif ONES YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF CONVINCING THE BREEDER THAT YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT ONE

 

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How do you get those emoticon thingies in your post?

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Lure them there with chicken feed gifs

 

Why don't forum game posts count?

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They don't count because every post is meant to be inappropriate, and you can't report every post here, can you?

 

 

How do I get a tinsel?

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Because we had an ink spill and they were the only breeds stupid enough to play in it.

 

 

What should I do with this golden egg? It's weird because it have no parents...

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You can only get one, if you have a gold trophy. All those people with leetles and no gold trophy are hackers.

 

What are bsa's?

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BSAs are Best Sandwich Alpine. There's sandwich shops all along the alpine, and there's an award for the best. xd.png

 

How do you become a spriter?

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By getting lots of Sprite and drinking it all. Then going and catching tons of commons.

 

How do you get a pink tinsel dragon?

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Take a tinsel, and take a pink, and slam together at supersonic speeds.

 

What is my warn level?

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That's your power level, the higher the better.

 

How do I get a fancy signature thingy?

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You have to go to each mod through PM asking them to make you a pretty picture then edit them all together and copypaste your eggs into your signature.

 

Why is the desert always empty but the other biomes full?

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They went to look for water, dragons get thirsty too you know!

 

Can I make a paper dragon?

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Normally CPA is bcause it's so insane, but we might drive you crazy and convert you into one of us! :3

 

How come there's a pile of eggs buit only three catch your eye? Why can't you go through all the eggs?

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Well, because the others are buried under the massive piles of gold coins. Duh tongue.gif

 

Why don't we just take the gold these dragons are sleeping on?

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That would be stealing and the law enforcement dragons will get you. They're always watching. :|

 

My hatchling is sick! Do I need to give it medicine?

Where would I get it?

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No, you just need to give it more views! When your egg gets sick, it means it's close to hatching but it doesn't have enough views.

 

Why not quietly dig the eggs out of the piles of gold o-o?

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damn nijaed xd.png

 

White dragons are reputed to be the healers, but they are also snobbish and stuck up and won't help it if it is just a common.

 

Have you ever heard quiet coins? Wake the mother up and she'll eat all the dragons on your scroll.

 

Why does it say 'the egg is not there' when I clearly saw it and clicked on it.

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It disappeared into thin air because the mother dragon woke up and took it.

 

Why is DC strictly a Dragon site? Why do they not even hint at other mythical creatures?

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Because the dragons ate all the other creatures. >:D

 

Is there any music you can play while catching dragons?

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