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What not to say to a Newbie

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Sure, just go through the forest and open the right door. :) oh, and dont forget to ask, "what's this?"

 

Uh, my dragon gave me a flower, what do I do with it?

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By putting it in a freezer (get it?).

 

Why are the forums so bright?..

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Because the last person in forgot to turn the light off.

 

Why aren't there any incu-hatchies in the AP?

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Keep looking, I’m sure the red hatching of your dreams is out there somewhere.

 

Why do some people have green backgrounds on their dragoncave accounts?  How do I get one?

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You'll need to collect some green dragons. The more you have, the more they won't like your current background, and they'll slowly paint over your old background.

 

How do I teleport dragons?

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The users did, then selected a guy called TJ to keep it running smoothly.

 

Why are there some dragons that can't be bitten by vampires?

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Because they wised up and started carrying garlic.

Why can't I breed 2-headed dragons to single headed dragons?

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Because there's not a big enough egg to carry a three-headed dragon.

 

What are the chances of the earthquake facility being successful?

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Ah, viewbombing! It is an event whereby, in response to deeds of wickedness, the ferocities of an Enraged Aegis, Avatar of Destruction, female Hellfire and Desipis all fuse together to form a 'viewbomber', which will nip mildly at your scroll and only be a slight nuisance some of the time.

 

Why do different dragons have different elements?

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These elements help identify what conditions each dragon breed prefers to cook in. Fire aligned dragons make use of an open flame (often masters at a campfire cookout), while water dragons using steaming and boiling as preferred methods, and electric dragons make the best use out of a microwave or electric stove top. 

 

Why won't my vampire dragon bite this two-headed dragon egg?

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Because your vampire only has one set of fangs. You need to get a vampire with two sets of fangs.

How do I keep my dragons from having refusals?

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Set up a romantic getaway for the dragons in question and allow them to bond in their own time.  If they still refuse to breed, sneak in on the male and ****.  Then take the **** and **** the female when she's asleep.  Preferably, you do this while they are on the getaway.

 

If dragons are so intelligent, why would they allow a human to keep them?

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By dumping them onto somebody else's and stealing their eggs while you're at it.  Unfortunately, scrolls with spirit wards can't be targeted as they will also ward against users stealing eggs.

 

Why are there dead eggs on my scroll?

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Vampires are jerks who can't resist biting the brilliant radiance of a Nebula egg (though they would prefer Silver eggs of course)

 

How do I get a prize?

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By winning a beauty contest.

 

Why aren't there meowing dragons?

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Did you step on them? Well, you have your answer.

 

Why are Golds and Silvers so rare?

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