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If someone has a dragon you'd like, you give them a cookie, and the dragon automatically appears on you scroll!

 

How do I edit my signature?

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Use a sharpie and white-out.

 

Why won't my Gold dragon breed to my silver dragon?

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Become a hippie and sing a song in a British Accent while hurling yourself at Statue of Liberty, all while you are eating a chainsaw.

 

How do I get a Leetle Tree?

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You need the famous japanese gardener dragon - he will use his Bonsai BSA to grow you one.

 

How do I get a ribbon dancer dragon?

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A place where new users have to live, surrounded by savage dragons, until they get a Platinum Trophy.

 

Are Cheese dragons edible?

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Of course - but you should always grill them first, or they tend to bite on the way down.

 

Are golds easy to get?

Edited by Mysfytt

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Yes. That's why almost no one has them, because they're so common it's not worth picking them up.

 

Why's my egg smaller than all the others?

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It's mom didn't love it enough to let it develop bigger before she laid it. Now you're stuck with a runty egg that'll hatch into a little dragon who'll think you're its mom and may or may not hate your guts.

 

What is a lineage?

Edited by ShinyDazzlight

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It's just too young yet -- get it more views and it will grow up. Ninja'd. ninja.gif

 

I'm afraid you read that wrong -- it's line age, and it's about your last growth spurt.

 

Who is TJ09?

Edited by fallen_leaf

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It's not a "who" at all! It's the name of the server that hosts the site.

 

How do I get a Christmas Dragon?

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Write a letter to Santa and ask him politely. If you are nice, he'll bring you one!

 

What does ND stands for?

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Nether dragon. It's a rare breed that you can only get by finding a super secret page and typing in a super secret password that no one know, not even TJ. So far no one has one yet.

 

What do Red dragons do?

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Kill a Rock dragon and if you are lucky, you'll find a Geode hiding inside.

 

How can I customize my scroll?

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Make a gel out of ground-up moon rocks, then splat it on your scroll.

 

Where is my rare egg? I clicked it on the AP, but it's not on my scroll!

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Did you remember to pay the rare egg toll before you clicked? If you didn't, it's probably now on someone else's scroll.

 

Why can't I describe my hatchling?

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Try putting a leash on them. You will be able to write freely on them if you do so.

 

What is CPA?

Edited by OrbiterSpore

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It's a very exclusive club for Certified Public Accountants. You have to have 100 or more mint dragons to join.

 

Why doesn't my hatchie have wings yet?

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You haven't made an Ember dragon sit on it yet.

 

My cheese egg disappeared. What happened to it?

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Ninjas can't read chatspeak so they ignored you.

 

Why do I have to make an introductory post?

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Becauase if you don't, Elmo will come out of the computer and devour all your pancakes.

 

How can I get a pancake with wings?! --> IHOP

Edited by Kanaye

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Edit: ninja.gif'd Go to the nearest pancake shop and buy one.

 

Why can I only Summon every 2 weeks?

Edited by Vocalia

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