What not to say to a Newbie

[wildwindflower]

Advanced Placement for proffessional Dragon Cave users

 

What is a trophy?

[gistofeverything]

A reward for killing dragons.

 

What is a forum moderator?

[dragonwestie64]

a creepy person who watches you

 

can you combine dragons?

[tigerra79]

Yup! Just submit your combination request to TJ with $20.

 

How many times do I have to click on my eggs before they hatch?

[dragonwestie64]

1 million times

 

where do I post my eggs?

[thomasgold19]

on a bilboard

 

what is hatchling

[dragonwestie64]

The dead body of a baby dragon outside its egg

 

how do you get an avatar?

[tigerra79]

Apply to TJ for one. He only accepts one avatar per month, so make a good case.

 

What does CB mean?

[DarkVioletCloud]

CB means cave blocker.

 

How do you get a 1st gen thuwed?

[tigerra79]

Put your egg in the microwave and set it to "thaw."

 

What is a Thuwed, anyway?

[Lagie]

Based on your own answer, it's a melted egg, of course!

 

Why can't I name my dragon Bob? The ink disappears.

[wildwindflower]

TJ09 once knew someone named Bob and he didn't like them.

 

What is a stairstep lineage?

 

Edit: 'd

Edited April 22, 2012 by wildwindflower

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

A bunch of dragons standing on a staircase.

 

How do you get a Zombie dragon?

Edited April 22, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan

[Lagie]

Feed brains to your mints.

 

Why isn't my egg hatching?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

It already has. You're hatchling's just playing hide-and-go-seek.

 

What's the rarest dragon?

[tigerra79]

The Greater Invisible Dragon. Actually it's pretty common, but you can't see it, so it doesn't exist in captivity.

 

How long until I can get more eggs if my scroll is locked?

[lulubelle00]

Once you take a shower while screaming the theme song of Spongebob Squarepants at the top of your lungs while dancing the hula.

 

How do I get a zombie?

Edited April 22, 2012 by lulubelle00

[TLOSpyrogirl]

Kill a CB Gold and wait two weeks.

 

How many views does it take for my egg to hatch?

[tigerra79]

Who needs views when you could make an omelette instead of showing off your egg?

 

Can you make omelettes in Dragon Cave?

[gistofeverything]

Why do you think I am the way I am? ^^

 

Why was my topic closed?

[BlazingPhoenix]

Because it was closing time.

Why won't my egg hatch?

[Zephyrgirl]

It's being overwhelmed by views, let it rest by hiding it for a week.

 

What happens when my dragon dies?

[airaani]

It has a chance to become a very rare ghost dragon!

 

Where can I get more gold eggs?

[gistofeverything]

http://www.dragcave.net/makeallmyegggold

 

What is DC?

[BlazingPhoenix]

A city.

Why is my egg inbred?