Which of Your Dragon's Names Amuses You?

[Kovia]

Logic Will End The World - Inspired by the parents' names, but when I remembered that Prowl's code is Logic I started laughing and had to keep the name.

[Sundew]

Cherry-Shaped Balloon - just make sure it doesn't pop.

[Oddsoxdi]

Under These Shoes I'm Naked

 

http://dragcave.net/view/601sl

[ViperSwan]

Hm... tough choice... but, I have three that come to mind! This one!

Who is bred with:

This one just to see what the kids will be named!

Oh, and let's not forget about my oddly coded Junior toe!

[HandOfTheKing]

Hmm i like this one

i gave it a funny name and the grandparents also have a funny code

[Gutz]

My favorite so far is this one

 

Bonus points to those's who get it.

[RWyvern]

Oh, punny names. I can't take my scroll seriously any more, not since I started a few months back.

 

The following are ones that came into mind while naming:

 

THIS IS BIRDEMIC

They Are Groot

GONNA NEED A BIGGER CHOPPER (parent's names influenced that)

SKREEOONK

Doctor Who Cares

I Vant My Burd

NoNo I Vant MY Burd

I'm Meeeltiiing

Pirate L Jackson

I Am A God You Dull Creature

Not A Great Plan

An Enormous Green Rage Monster (on a tiny Undine hatchling)

Briny Brutal Brine's Brute (parent's names influenced that)

BUILT THIS IN A CAVE

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

De Terminator

Michael Bayhem

Popty Ping (supposedly meaning 'microwave' in another language; it's false, but still funny)

What Touch and What Power (both based off of the parent's names; they're mates now)

Ninja Dargon Jr

And last but definitely not least: A Chicken

 

Thanks to Bad Lip Reading, the following:

 

Tuna Flavour

I Just Hit The Cat

All Because I Don't Look

When I Throw Things

La Bibbida Bibba Dum

Give Me Your Bubblegum

Starfish Command

 

And absolutely thanks to Screen Junkies and Honest Trailers:

 

Vin Treesel

Shovelface

Les Miserabablebles

Robert Downey Sr

American Austin Powers

Fancy Wolverine

Hail Hard Drive

Leonardo NoOscaro

Pocawhocares

R2DJ

Son Of A Hitch

The Guy Of Thunder

Agent Love Interest

Lokimon

Release The Crackon

The Pursuit Of Crappiness

Usain Dolt

Edited September 19, 2014 by rampaging wyvern

[La Draco]

Are we showing off our awesomely punny naming skills?! Finally, the chance I've been waiting for. I can show off how I've put a sad-and-reclusive level of thought into the over seven hundred names I've used!

 

This is Woulda Gouda Shoulda.

 

And here's Curses Folded Again.

 

Why Does the McNugget Run Away?

 

Shoot to Frill and Frill of the Chase.

 

I Don't Feel Very Good.

 

So Good It Has To Be Fattening.

 

Blue Queened, Blue Beatled, Blue Bauhaused, Blue Creamed, and Blue Aerosmithed. Blue BANDED, get it?! Ha!

 

Marco Polo Pony and Drippy Hooves. (Drippy Hooves is a My Little Pony reference.)

 

Can Be Used as Floatation Device.

 

The Left Hand Doesn't Know...

 

...What the Right Hand is Doing.

 

My favorites, though, are my Seasonals, my Magi, and my Vines.

 

Tangy Dancer, Head Like a Coal, Happiness is a Warm Sun, Mister Tangerine Man, I Yam I Said, Scarborough Flare, Three Little Burns, Sunkist from a Rose, Big Hot, and Pretty Hate Tangerine (whose parents are Head Like a Coal and Blaque as Your Soul, NIN fans).

 

The Lord of the Springs, In Cold Bud, Vernal Sunshine of Spotless Mind, Rush Flower, Springin' in the Rain, 127 Showers, Cherry Potter, Bloom Raider, and Olympus has Pollen.

 

James and the Giant Beach, Lost in Vacation, Dumb and Summer, The Naked Sun, The King's Beach, Top Sun and Solstice Space.

 

Fall About Eve, To Catch a Leaf, The Red Badge of Foliage, and Autumn Like it Hot.

 

Chill Bill Volume 2, The Dark Ice Crystal, Frigid Jones's Diary, Shiver Linings Playbook, Cold Yeller, Icy Rider, Doctor Snow, Good Chill Hunting, Freeze Willy, The Blizzard of Oz, While You Were Sleeting, and The Icicle Thief.

 

Intent to Ginger, Venus Thigh Trap, A Vine Way to Die, Full Nettle Jacket, Weeding to Death, Mighty Choke Tree, Morning Gory, In the Dead of Nightshade, A Can of Whoop-Grass, Atomic Thistle, Farmed and Dangerous, Killing Thyme, Seeding with Rage, Wring Around the Roses, The Grim Creeper, Root Force, Leafed to Die, Strychpine, Blasting Sap, Brute Vegetable, The Witching Flower, Fruit to Kill, On Death's Spore, and my very favorite dragon name ever, Gratuitous Violets.

[Tmi489]

There are 2 I really love:

Syber2th, the Frozen S2 Whiptail

The Caring Wzl, the Red Dragon

[avoralei]

Rot of Eure for my royal crimson dragon

[coppertop24]

I'M A PRETTY BUTTERFLY- A Speckle-Throated

[Sundew]

Shallowat Her...?

...I Just Met Her!

 

Just placeholding the names right now, but I'll give them to Shallow Waters later.

[LadyBelz]

Because of her code...

 

http://dragcave.net/lineage/G8h4m

[aethertube]

Oh god, all of them do, but the special ones are as follows:

 

This Whole Thng Smacks Of Gender- on a male pink I've needed for aaaages

AVHOID THE NHOID- nhiostrife wyvern, I'm shocked nobody did it first

Yer A Lizard Harry- magi dragon

 

and the following pair:

 

EDIT: HOW COULD I FORGET STEVENADS AND STRIFE (also a nhiostrife)

Edited October 7, 2014 by aethertube

[BubblesAreShiny]

Saw the pose and just I Came In Like A Tsunami Wyvern

I was going for a Homestuck theme with the new dragons and a chumhandle generator gave me this: lampostMaterialist

My chickens are Wee Thing One / Two / Thwee

[deja]

[aethertube]

http://dragcave.net/lineage/gPW7B

 

I have no idea how many of you remember The Noid, but by god am I going to name this entire lineage after it.

[Lumikkja]

I don't have many particularly witty names, since I really like naming my dragons after song lyrics, but...

 

I AM PERPLEXED SATAN GET OUT

 

Don't ask me what a possum is

 

Dangit Ratchet gimme that wrench

 

BULKHEAD I NEEDED THAT

 

GET CAPTAIN PICARD HIS EARL GREY

 

SUPPOSED TO BE A NEGLECTED

 

GAWD DAYUM THIS LINEAGE

 

Little Kaiju says WHY IS I FROZE

 

Why was I not a FEMAAAAALE

 

Mister Cuddleface

 

Just A Purple Pentapus

 

I Drank The Cactus Juice

 

And my crowning achievements... Electrocuted Flying Frog and Lil' Psycho Kremzeek

 

I abuse capslock so much.

Edited October 23, 2014 by Lumikkja

[CursedFlames]

I have a bunch of interesting names, but only one pun...

 

"I'm a Gneiss Guy"

[Esdren]

I have a dragon called "i'm gonna be the very best", from that one line in the Michael Jackson pokemon theme song. Weird thing is I don't remember naming it that.

 

[wtf]

ms wang coo

ms wang smart

ms wang skating

in the ms wang park

[Tecca]

Bauble Wrap

[Orlageddon]

When they first came out, the Radiant Angels' name reminded me of radiation because I'm terrible, so I decided to be terrible while naming too, and somehow 'Archangel Becquerel' came to be.

Get it? Get it???

*crickets*

Still my favorite dragon name ever and amuses me to no end, no regrets here

[Lady Dragoon]

Oh boy, I live to make hilarious names sometimes

 

In no order WHAT SO EVEEER

 

Terrae:

Not allow to eat Vine Dragons

 

Tri-Horn:

Duck Duck Duck GOOSE

 

Zombie:

The Smell is the last Thing

Night of the Red Shirts

 

Mother: Please don't mind me

Father: I'm humming the Jaws Theme

Kid: dun dun dun DUN DUNDUNDUN

 

No you can't bite me(Vine dragon.) and Take bites out of Vine Dragons(Tangar)

 

BULBASAUR I CHOOSE YOU (who's mother is ZAPDOS I CHOOSE YOU )

 

Christmas Dragon:

Oops I ran over Grandma

 

Chick: I have become Death

Chicken: Lex Luthor (thanks to the code nLex )

 

Cheese:

Actually Not Good To Eat

 

Black Tip:

GET AWAY FROM ME SEAGULLS

BY NEPTUNE'S BEARD I SUMMON YOU

 

Ballon:

Up and Away

 

Abino:

I'm totally a Vampire

Keep the Sunlight Away From Me (has a vampire kid named Almost died via Sunlight )

 

Day Glory:

Holy Cow I'm a Day Glory

 

Fleshcrownes:

Doing the Thriller

Do the time warp again

 

Mint:

Going to Bite your Ankles

Pint-sized Killing Machine

 

Mother: Lady Ouch

Father: Lord Kneebiter

Kids: Lord Ancklebitter, Even More Little Kneebitter, Lady Shin-Attacker, Shins Anckles Nothing Is Safe, Names to Run Away From, Lady My-Parents-Names-Scare-Me

 

Frozen Magi Hatching:

I found the Fountain of Youth

 

Lumina:

NOOOO I GOT DIRT ON MMEEEE

 

Mother: Why is the Rum Gone for

Father: Because I drank all the Rum

Kids: Stay Away From My Rum, And I drank all the Beer, Noo not my rum, How Am I Drinking Rum I'm Undead

 

Mother: Nooo not my rum

Father: I drink your rum-I drink it up

Kids: How about a Rum Milkshake, How about some Wine instead, Stop Stealing the Booze

 

Pillow:

I am the Fluffy Ender of Worlds

 

Mother: Going Boldy to Where

Father: No Man Has Gone Before

Kid: Plot Tribbles

 

Neotropical:

So I heard that Winter is Coming

A Troll in a Dragon Outfit

 

Water Walker:

Background Ninja from Naruto

[MalakhGlitch]

Malakh's Bluebell Konohana

 

I have no idea why I named her that so many years ago, but I definitely had a reason so I just laugh every time I see it.