Typing with your eyes shut

[WaterScorpion]

There's only room for on person in my heart. Her.

 

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed

[deja]

And so I cry sometimes when Im lyinf in bed

 

Can I get some cake please? With chocolate and caramel.

[Denwayasha]

Can I get some cake please> With chocolate and caramel.

 

So. Close!

 

Next: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are so sharp, I would catch it.

[Moriaty]

Nothing foes over my head. My reflexes are so sharp I would catch it.

 

Ok "foes" < _ <

 

Next:

 

The English for "Laistrygonian giant" spells "Canadian"

 

^a joke from the Percy Jackson series. Anyone read that?

[Kanaye]

I'm not even sure I can type that with my eyes open!!!

 

Let's try. (FYI, I'm on my phone. Huzzah.)

 

The Rnglis got Laistrifignian giantb spells canadian.

 

Uh huh.

 

 

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Next:

Romeo and Juliette were just dumb kids in way over their heads.

[andromedae]

Romeo and Juliette wete just dumb kids in way over their heads.

 

Oh, just one letter wrong! Close enough.

 

Next: The lazy white cat sleeps beside me peacefully, almost perfectly still if it weren't for the occasional twitch.

[WaterScorpion]

]b\The lazy white cat sleeps beside me peascfully, almost perfectly still if it weren't for the occasional twitch.\b\

 

pfff, wow uwu

 

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

[Denwayasha]

Amulatto, anlinm a mosquitom ny libido.

 

lol, no, not even close. xD

 

Next: "With great power comes a great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo

[andromedae]

Wirh gewT POQWE XOMW gewT NWWS RO Rkw Np.

 

LOL.

 

Next: Anyways, I was thinking about eating some vegetables.

[Denwayasha]

Anywaysm I was thinking about eating some gegethables.

 

Sure, that's what I meant to type, yeah...

 

Next: I can't drown, and neither will my pancakes.

[Mayuhito]

I can't drown, and niether will my pancakes.

 

Lol I spelled the word wrong and after just reading it. c.c

 

Next : I want a poodle and a bowl of noodles while I doodle flying saucers.

[andromedae]

I want a poodle and a npw; pf mppd;es wjo;e O dppd;e , flying saucers.

 

Close enough....

 

My cat is fat because he eats so much.

[WaterScorpion]

My cat is fat because he eats so much.

 

Here am I floating round my tin can far above the moon

[Denwayasha]

Her am floatinground mytincan far above th mon

 

Next: This is all my fault, I knew I should've learned kung-fu!

[WaterScorpion]

This is all my fault, I knew I should've learned kung-fu!

 

I'll take one lift your ride best trip

[Denwayasha]

I'l tke onr ride yor lft bes trip

 

Whoops, mixed up 'ride' and 'lift'.

 

Next: Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once.

[catstaff]

Well Tamatoa jasn't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once.

 

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Next: The moon was a ghostly galleon, tossed upon the cloudy seas.

[Denwayasha]

The moon  agstly galleo, tosed upn he cludyseas

 

Next: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

[Confused Cat]

Thea Rain in Spain falls mainlcih on the plaine.

 

Next: Winter is coming, start buying Christmas presents now!

 

[WaterScorpion]

On 7/1/2017 at 7:59 PM, Denwayasha said:

I'l tke onr ride yor lft bes trip

 

Whoops, mixed up 'ride' and 'lift'.

 

Next: Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once.

 

I'd rather be shiny!

 

Winter is coming, start buying Christmas presents now!

 

Like a song of love that sings to me

[Denwayasha]

Lie  song of ove tha dings to me

 

"Dings?" Haha.

 

Next: And you know what? You were right beside me the whole time!!

 

 

[The Dragoness]

And you know what? Yoi were right beside me the whole toke!!

 

Next: She sells seashells by the seashore

[WaterScorpion]

She sells seashells by the seashore

 

...hearts were never broken, times forever frozen still...

[Griffin_Lokison]

...hearts were broken, times forever frisen stukk

Dammit. I was close.

Next:

Indiana, Ripe Banana 

[Naraku]

Infiana, Ripe Banana

 

Next: Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.