Typing with your eyes shut

[Vaati]

Edit: 'd

 

Owls dance over Alaska performing ancient ddragon gymnastics.

Damn, pressed twice 'd'.

 

Npt: I don't think that's possible to achieve.

Edited September 20, 2012 by Vaati

[Saloiq]

I don't think that's possible to achieve,

 

Aww, so close. Dx

 

Npt: Don't forget to lock the door and brush your teeth twice!

[choco566]

(Ninja'd. )

 

Don'r doegrt to lovk the door and brudh uour teeth twice

 

Am I getting better? ono

 

Npt: There is no "kawaii" in "not kawaii," because that would just be silly.

Edited September 20, 2012 by choco566

[Kiran]

There is no "kawawuu: ub :bir Kawiwii: =m because that would just be silly

 

Npt: Dragons are awesomesauce. Don't make them mad.

[Vaati]

Dragon are awesome sauce, don't make them mad.

 

Derp, added a space.

 

NPT: Are you really going to eat it ALL?

Edited September 20, 2012 by Vaati

[Skystorm]

Are yiu reakky going ti ear ut ALL?

 

Slaughtered it,

 

NPT: I eat banana peels while watching reruns of "The Nanny" every Tuesday morning.

[Kiran]

I eat banana peels while watching reruns of the "Nanny" every Tuesday morning.

 

Argh, messed up 'The'

 

Npt: Push-ups are hard, and I do 1000 of them each day.

 

 

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Push0ups are gheard,m and U si 1999 id rfgen evergt sag.

 

Man, am I bad at this.

 

Next: Why must my dog snore so loudly?

[gyiyg]

Why must my dog snore so loudly?

 

c:

 

Next: You play the vase with your face and it breaks and your face is bleeding but the blood is delicious so it's all okay.

[5icky]

you play the vase with your face and it breaks an yoruface is bleeding ut the blood is delicious so it's all okay

 

Pretty close! my keyboard misses letters and such, so that explains the lack of b

 

I have 11 animals waiting for me to feed them at home.

Edited September 21, 2012 by IcarusTheDragon

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

I have 11 abunaks waurunggdoor me to dees them at home.

 

Icarus, you officially now have 11 abunaks.

 

Next: Rainbow llamas like it when it rains maple syrup.

 

 

[Saloiq]

Raibnwo llamas like it when it rains maoke syrup.

 

Blehh. x_x

 

Npt: Macaroni and cheese and peanut butter and jelly and salmon taste good in sandwiches.

[Kiran]

Macroni and cheese and peanut butter and jelly and salmon taste good in sandwiches.

 

NPT: I am horrible at spelling. Macaroni is a mean word.

[OrbiterSpore]

I am horrible at spelling. Macaroni is a mean word. :_

 

Next person: "Something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue!"

[5icky]

I have 11 abunaks waurunggdoor me to dees them at home.

 

Icarus, you officially now have 11 abunaks.

 

Next: Rainbow llamas like it when it rains maple syrup.

I take them with pride!

 

"something new,something old,something borrowed,something blue"

 

OMG I DID IT! i thought that would be harder! or i would forget e's or something

 

NEXT SENTENCE:

peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers in the bathroom!

[Skystorm]

Peter piper picked a patch of pickled oeppers in the bathrom!

 

Darn, I knew that 'p' was suspicious >.>

 

Next to type: The wolves watch as the flaming hawks dance across the moonlight while tying ribbons around the sacred cactus.

[piggygirl859]

thr wolvrd eaych as thr fpsmog hswls dance aceiss the mlln,jght while tuing rinnobs arkind thr dsacfed cactys.

 

LOL totally rocked it!

 

NPT: Im a puppy that flies like a pig at midnight on november 45 2097 when everyone i know is sitting on butterflies.

[Kiran]

Im a puppy that flies like a pug at midnight on november 45 2097 while when everyone that I know is sitting on butterflies

 

Fail.

 

NPT: Wolves run faster than turtles, who run faster than snails, who can slide across razor blades that wolves can't.

[IshtarDragon]

Wolves run faster than turtles, who run faster tan snails, who can slide across raxor blades wolves can´t.

 

Haha, almost!

 

NPT: 211 spiders riding 211 horses arrived at North Dakota one sunny sunday morning, drank tea and played poker.

[piggygirl859]

211 spiders rifing 211 horses aeeived at momth dakota one sinny sunday morning drank tea and played poker.

 

 

OMG I AM FREAKING OUT I GOT THE LAST PART!!!!!!!!!

 

 

NPT: I smiled at an evil monkey riding a cat with a peice of bubble gum sticking out of its mouth.

[Skystorm]

I smiled at an evil monkey riding a cat with a poeve of bubblehu, stoclomg pit pf jis morth.

 

Darn >.>

 

NPT: The walrus stared at the lion blankly as it's teeth were being flossed by the europeon butterfly.

[piggygirl859]

the waleia dstared at thr lion b;anklu as its treeth weww neing fkissed by the europekn bytturfky

 

lol

 

 

NPt:My dog barked at my cat Belle then my cat Belle ATE my homework and shadow monster witnessed it!

 

Edited September 24, 2012 by piggygirl859

[ShadowMonster]

my dog barked at my cat Be;;e then ATE my homewprk and shadoe monster wotnessed it

 

 

NPT: Why in the world did the squirrel jump on the turtle, then the turtle jump on the whale?

[piggygirl859]

whu in the wplrd fdof tje sqiirre; jumo on the turtle,thehn thr rurtlt jump on thr wgale?

 

 

NPT: The dog jumped int the pond then the cat jumped in the pond then said "This worked better in my head." the cat ran out

[Tiger_Rider]

the dog jumped in the pond the the cat jumped in the pond then said "Tigis worked better in my head." The cat ran out.

 

Pretty close.

 

NPT: Why won't my EXTREMELY irritating cat go away?