Typing with your eyes shut

[yipyipbrrring]

There are blues bloods with the intellects of fleas

 

Next: Magiccccccc is cool

[Denwayasha]

Maixxxxxxxx is xol

 

What even???

 

Next: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

[WaterScorpion]

I'll get you , my pretty, and your little dog too!

 

Sometimes the ups outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham

 

[Denwayasha]

Sometimes the ups otnumber the downdm but not inNottingham,

 

Next: Kings don't take advice from little hornbills, for a start

 

(Back to these, are we? )

[Starphyre77]

Kings don't take advise from little hornbills, for a start

 

Almost...

 

Next: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

[WaterScorpion]

Sometimes the ups otnumber the downdm but not inNottingham,

 

Next: Kings don't take advice from little hornbills, for a start

 

(Back to these, are we? )

haha, omg, you recognized that? I haven't seen that movie in so long, I wouldn't have uwu

There was actually just a few that I wanted to hit, this'll probably be my last one (and maybe? a no brainer where it's from)

 

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

 

Mahalo Nui Ia Ke Ali'i Wahine

Edited January 17, 2017 by WaterScorpion

[ShadowMonster]

...tHE FRICK?

 

Mahalo Nui Ia Ke Ali'i somethin

 

so...close...

 

Next: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

[WaterScorpion]

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

 

While she's deceiving me, she cuts my security.

[HorseSpirit]

While decievjng me, she cjgs j tk my sercjrkth/

lol

Next: I've got a jar of dirt!

[ShadowMonster]

I've got a jar of dirt!

 

I saw a purple lizard crawl out of a tips jar and into a shoe.

[Denwayasha]

I saw a purple lizard cararl out of a tips jar and into a she

 

Next: There was a man named Michael Finnigan, he had whiskers on his chin-igan.

[ShadowMonster]

There was a man named Michael Finnigan, he has whiskers on his chin-igan

 

next: Just Typhoons and monsoons this impossible year

[Denwayasha]

ust typons and monsoons in this ipassible year

 

Next: There goes the sun, here comes the night. Somebody turn on the light.

[Silvery Empires]

There goes the sun here comes the night. SOmebody turn on the light.

 

^^^ I clearly spend too much time on computer...

 

Next: Do you spend too much time on computer?

[Denwayasha]

Do you pend too much ti th cputer"

 

Probably, but it doesn't show in my typing skills apparently.

 

Next: Time flies by in the city of light, time stands still in the country

[-Frost-Fire-]

Time flies by in the city of light, time stands still in the country,

 

w h o a clearly i'm a better typer than i thought (i type with my two index fingers and sometimes my right middle finger lol)

 

next: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

[Gusearth]

when rou play the fame of thropnes, tou win ir due

 

damn that was pretty fine

 

Next: sometimes i like to paint my face yellow, put on a banana suit, and sleep with bananas

[WaterScorpion]

sometimes i like to paint myself yellow, put on a banana suit, and sleep with bananas

 

Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home.

[jillybean711]

just a stranger on a bus tryin to make his way home.

 

Next: I MISS TRICO! THE PRECIOUS SMOL TURKEY BIRD!

[WaterScorpion]

i MISS TRICO! THE PRECIOUS SMOL TURKEY BIRD!

 

haha, oops, the "auto shift" reflex XP

and trico isn't what I'd call small XP

 

You can find love if you search within yourself...

[Denwayasha]

You can fin lve if you search within youref,,,

 

????

 

Next: You must search within yourself, only then will your true self reveal itself.

[WaterScorpion]

You must search within yourself, only then will your true self reveal itself.

 

I got half way through and then realized I typed the second half completely wrong and had to start over; too many selves XP

 

And being apart ain't easy on this love affair

[Denwayasha]

A being apart ain't easy on this love affair

 

So. Close!

 

Next: If a chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day and a half, how much does a pound of butter weigh?

[-Frost-Fire-]

If a chicken-and-a-jalf lays an ehh=and-a-half in a day anf a jalf, how much does a pound of butter weght?

 

...clearly the last one i did was a fluke.

 

Next: Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, then you will know peace.

[Lovecats]

Freedom is life#s greatest lie. Once you aaccept that, in your heart, then you will know peace.

 

Not bad.

 

Next: The general election of 1979 was to prove a political watershed.