How did the person above you die?

[Path Light]

The twister teleported to DustyBelle's location and spun at 857 kilometers per hour.

[MetalDragon]

Wile E. Coyote was trying to crush The Road Runner with an ACME anvil, using a jetpack. His jetpack malfunctioned and he dropped the anvil on Path Light's head, killing him instantly. Afterwards, The Coyote crashed onto a cliff and exploded.

[shibathedragon]

But the coyote was alive! His fur was burned, but he fell of a ledge and landed on MetalDragon's head. He growled at them a bit them, then ate them.

[MetalDragon]

shibathedragon happened to be chosen as the target of a nuclear missile... For no apparent reason. Talk about unlucky.

[Path Light]

Hyp and Silo found me, with Chomper, beating up MetalDragon

[shibathedragon]

Then an earthquake occureda and destroyed Path Light!

[Path Light]

Then an earthquake occured, making shibathedragon shocked.

[MetalDragon]

Path Light decided to try his luck as a human cannonball. Unfortunately, the cannon was too strong and instead shot him right into the sun.

[Path Light]

MetalDragon noticed something big. The cannonball shot her right up to the sky

[DragonGirl10188]

Path Light just died.

[Path Light]

The feet from someone crushed DragonGirl10188

[MetalDragon]

Path Light didn't expect MetalDragon to get so angry over someone getting his gender wrong. MD proceeded to CQC Path Light into oblivion.

 

(CQC = close-quarters combat)

[DragonGirl10188]

MetalDragon just died.

[shibathedragon]

DragonGirl10188 just died

[MetalDragon]

In order to prevent a chain of "[person] just died" posts, shibathedragon decided to sacrifice herself for the better good of the thread.

[Path Light]

MetalDragon did not know where she was and she was on the cannon ball launcher.

[HomeForFlowers]

Path Light realized that you should probably look at the gender icon and get it right before calling them the incorrect gender and then try to win a fist-fight against them in real life. Path Life got beaten to death.

[DustyBelle]

Doctortear had her molecules scattered into a zillion bits when the transformer malfunctioned.

[Path Light]

Dustybelle was crushed by falling rocks

[Darien]

Path Light got eatn by a T-rex with playing in the back yard...

[NecronLordofLawtan]

Died defending their young...

[shibathedragon]

They died when they were attacking it

[DragonGirl10188]

shibathedragon just died.

[Path Light]

DragonGril10188 was in the rocket launcher

[Darien]

Path Light died after geting attacked by a pack of rabid bunnies...