How did the person above you die?

[Hazel360]

Chicbecause thought detergent was lemonade. Unfortunately, when she realized she made a mistake, it was too late.

[chicbecause]

Hazel attempted a swan-dive off Niagara falls.... We'll just say she won't be making it into the Olympics.

Edited October 26, 2013 by chicbecause

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

chicbecause learns not to mess with a witch the hard way, now she is no longer with us, though

[chicbecause]

Happy Mask Saleswoman was frolicking in a field of flowers when suddenly, a blade of grass cut her finger. Having a horribly low pain tolerance and not being able to stand the sight of blood she passed away tragically.

[DarkShinyLugia]

Chicbecause died because she was surfing on the east cost of a volcanic island when a glitch appeared and she crashed.

 

The End.

[Hazel360]

DarkShinyLugia decided to go skyjumping. The problem was, they forgot to bring a parachute.

[MetalDragon]

Hazel thought the grinning pony in her avatar couldn't possibly jump out of her computer screen to murder her in a horrible way. Well, that's what she thought...

[DustyBelle]

Metaldragon was killed by a character from a show she was watching whom she said was unbelievable. It manifested itself in her home and swoosh, she was dead. So sad.

[Hazel360]

Since they were a child, DustyBelle wanted to be a tree. Unfortunately, a beaver mistook them for a genuine tree and... she passed away.

[MetalDragon]

(Y U NO SEE MALE SYMBOL UNDER MY NAME? T_T)

 

Hazel read some very funny jokes on the internet and she laughed to death. Literally.

[Hazel360]

MD decided to befriend Eyeless Jack. His attempt backfired, which ended up with EJ eating MD's kidneys. Very sad indeed.

[MetalDragon]

Hazel did not pay attention to the words on her own signature and was eaten by a giant antlion.

[Hazel360]

MD forgot to water the plants. 'Twas a shame indeed, because the owner of the plants, Fluffy the Destroyer of Worlds noticed. *Sobs* We'll miss ya, MD!

[MetalDragon]

Hazel saw a well with the sign "The Bottomless Pit" right near it, and she didn't believe it. Her doubts were quickly erased after she jumped down.

[Hazel360]

MD jumped off a cliff, thinking it was a dream. He only realized it was real after it was too late.

[MetalDragon]

Hazel was just living a normal day... When suddenly a bison herd came out of nowhere and stampeded her for no real reason. Talk about unlucky.

 

(Wow, we really should stop killing each other.)

Edited October 27, 2013 by MetalDragon

[DustyBelle]

MD was hit by a meteor as it plummeted to earth. He had been so happy to have been able to see its path. Such an unfortunate passing.

[Hazel360]

(Wow, we really should stop killing each other.)

Indeed. *Brofist*

 

TPAM was abducted by a famous psycopath and was never seen again.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Hazel wondered what it was like to be a fly, but a genie was nearby and literally turned her into a fly, Sadly, The Fly Swatter was nearby too

[Hazel360]

TPAM wanted to know what it was like to be dead. She finally discovered, after all those years...

[Darien]

Hazel died when she was mauled by kittens...

 

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Darien was sent to Oblivion and the Spider Daedra had a feast that day

[Darien]

Happy_Mask_Saleswoman was buried alive in 2 tons of used cat litter...

[kingcobra2018]

Darien died from murder because of... MEEEEEE!!

[Wahya]

Kingcobra died from a sugar coma because they consumed too much cheesecake...