How did the person above you die?

[MetalDragon]

Darien died after an ACME anvil fell on his head.

[Hazel360]

MD died after pretending to be a corpse for too long.

[Jass]

The person above me died after a chicken shot lasers out of their eyes.

[Hazel360]

Jass tried to backflip into a swimming pool... from the 20th floor of some building.

[Jass]

Hazel died...killed by a witch. What Irony.

[Hazel360]

((Indeed.))

Jass passed away when her attempt at necromancy failed miserably. *Sobs* We're going to miss her so much...

Edited October 22, 2013 by Hazel360

[MetalDragon]

Hazel found a nice purple apple and ate it... Too bad it had a lethal poison in it.

[Jass]

Metaldragon died after Kyubey granted her wish...and turned her soul into a jewel! Although it just so happens that she broke it...

Edited October 22, 2013 by Jass

[MetalDragon]

Jass was killed by ninjas. Flying ninja monkeys, to be more exact.

[Hazel360]

MD was brutally murdered by a flock of wild geese.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Hazel angered a Goddess, least to say, we will not be hearing from her again, as she was "removed from existence"

[DustyBelle]

Happy Mask Saleswoman died as she was ingested by a Great Big Mommy Snake on Doona/Rralla. We will miss you.

[Darien]

DustyBelle died after geting ran over by a Merkave...

[Rachel72]

Darien died of a broken heart

[veerlehond]

Rachel died because she got lost on the way to the kitchen, ended up in front of the gates of heaven and decided to roll with it.

[Hazel360]

Veerlehond was left alone in a haunted house. She was never seen again.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Hazel got caught in Typhoon Lekima without shelter and drowned

[Jass]

The person above me died because of life.

[Hazel360]

Jass died while trying to become 20% cooler. She overdid it, and unfortunately, had a heart attack. *sobs*

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Sadly, Hazel was eaten by a zombie after she preformed Necromancy and forgot that zombies eat people

[Hazel360]

Happy_Mask_Saleswoman mistook petrol for Pepsi.

[chicbecause]

Hazel was given a choice; CAKE OR DEATH!?

 

Unfortunately they were out of cake so her choices were; OR DEATH!?

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

chicbecause forgot to look both ways when she crossed the road, now she became roadkill

[Hazel360]

Happy_Mask_Saleswoman tried teaching herself to fly an airplane. She failed miserably. *Sobs* We'll miss her so much.

[chicbecause]

Happy Mask Saleswoman decided to splice alligator and rabbit DNA to try and create the ultimate weapon. Needless to say, she failed.