How did the person above you die?

[Varekis]

Unobservant drivers didn't notice Blackcatzombie planking on the highway. She died.

[BlackDragon41]

Varekis died when she was outside for some reason and it rained acidic rain.

[Starri700]

BlackDragon41 died when i got into the cookie jar and ate them all, and you suffered Cookielossaidis.

[Zovesta]

Starri700 died when the moon fell on her.

[Zanel]

Zovesta died because (insert some stupid or silly reason here for death.)

[DragonRider5624]

Suwako died of shock when she heard they were ending the kirby franchise.

[savanna01]

DragonRider5624 died when narwhal Gir flew out of their computer screen.

[myexplodingcat]

savanna died because she was strangled by Devil's Snare while trying to rescue a naughty dragon.

 

Hi peoples!

[savanna01]

Lol. That's me, being a guardian. Any who, myexplodingcat died from their explosive cat exploding in their lap.

[SPQR]

Savanna01 meddled in the affairs of the dragon.

[savanna01]

SPQR made Hasselhoff cry. On purpose.

[Starri700]

savvanna01 died when i opened a jar of epic and you could not take it.

So you were crushed.

Into tiny bite-sized peices.

That i enjoyed.

Very much.

[Tiira]

Starri700 weren't informed that there would be ugly, devious, embittered, old high school teachers with skythes to slaughter everyone with even a smallest smile outside at Halloween.

[Coryn02]

Catlover74 didn't realize in the slightest that her 9000+ points of awesome would not protect her from the roc soaring in the skies above diving in for a meal of human flesh.

Edited December 12, 2011 by Coryn02

[Coryn02]

Coryn02 was then also killed by the roc and resurrected to face his oncoming death.

[incondicency]

Coryn02 died from eating the hide of a COWSAURUS. He forgot that COWSAURUS hides were cookie monsoons in disguise.

[sithdragon]

The above poster died because they got mad when I couldn't pronounce their name properly and they took a swipe at me, so I picked them up and flew over the ocean and dropped them from a great height.

 

They survived the fall but I think something hungry found them.

 

Messy.

 

[Zanel]

sithdragon died when they landed on Jupiter.

[sithdragon]

Suwako died when I put super duper headphones over her ears and she didn't hear godzilla coming.

 

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Sithdragon died because my Vampire Rita Gwar tried to bite them but failed.

[ShadoWolf800]

HawktalonOfRiverClan died of bird flu.

[Lalasa]

ShadoWolf800 died when they ate a cake. Turned out it had poison in it and therefore was a lie.

Edited December 31, 2011 by Lalasa

[Durppie]

Lalasa died when Cirno started dancing the Caramelldansen to the Rick Roll.

[RotomGuy]

Durppie died when my avatar ate her.

[Lalasa]

RotomGuy died when they took a bath and the hairdresser fell in the water.