Posted November 25, 2011 From Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. Roxas: But Demyx dosn't do anything. Roxas: Can we RTC yet? (go back home) Xigbar: Why? Did you leave the toaster plugged in? Roxas:Well, how are you going to spend your vacation? Axel: Sleep, and then when I'm done with that, roll over and sleep some more. Luxord: If only the whispers at the top of the ladder carried to the bottom rung. (warning: the next one contains very vague spoilers) Right before the two of them battle: Saïx: We don't accept resignations. Roxas: I've got nothing to say to you. Saïx: Then let's keep this short and sweet. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 When does he say that? He…doesn't. I was correcting your spelling of Wheatley. But if you want my favorite quote of his… "Yes, you SHOULD plug that little idiot into Her mainframe!" Well, everything he says is one of my favorites. But this one is just so cute. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2011 RvB quotes, because it is the awesomist show ever! Chruch: Okay look guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and out worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, really don't have time for this horses*** right now. Grif: What was that about the pregnant guy? --- Sarge: Shotgun to the face can be applied to a variety of tough situations! For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination. --- Grif: Let me get this straight: We're gonna steal a bomb from our enemies -a bomb that can be remotely detonated I might add- and then we're gonna bring it back to our base and all huddle around it... What a great plan. --- Church(While talking to a mental version of himself): You don't have any friends, you know why? You don't need them! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down teh experience. --- Tex: Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you. Grif: Yeah right, what are you gonna do? Punch me in the face? [Tex advances] Not the face! --- Tucker: People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard. --- Epsilon: Ahh! What are we yelling about!? --- Caboose: Fire saftey is about sharing. --- Sarge: Remember if you're on fire to stop, drop and roll... Stop next to your friend, drop them with a swift fire punch and then roll all over them. --- O'Malley: You fool! This isn't a relationship, I'm just using your body to fulfill my evil plans. When we're done, I'm going to throw your rotting carcus in to a swamp, and let the beasts feed on your entrails, huhuhuhuhahahahaa. Doc: I love you too buddy. --- That's all for now! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) "I know half of you half as much as I should like, and I like half of you half as much as you deserve." ~Bilbo Baggins from The Lord Of the Rings, The Fellowship of The Rings "Here beaver," *clicks tongue* Here beaver" "I ain't gonna smell it if that's what you want!" ~The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe movie "Where's church? I neeeeed Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, Church can handle anything." ~ Caboose, RVB. "Not my fault, somebody put a wall in the way." ~Caboose again. Edited December 4, 2011 by Ardrea Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) *in monotone* Teacher: Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? Beuller...? (repeat for ten minutes) on Dave Strider, homestuck: You consider bleating like a goat while p***ing on your turntables solely for the ironic effect. (or it went something like that. ) Edited December 4, 2011 by Ultor Share this post Link to post
Posted January 1, 2012 "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and sit back as the world wonders how you did it"- My friend Share this post Link to post
Posted January 13, 2012 I have a few quotes from my favorite cartoonist Scott Adams. There's a ton but I decided to put a small sample. "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant." - Scott Adams "The difference between Christianity and Islam is that some people think a guy walked on water and other people think a horse can fly." - Scott Adams "I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip." - Scott Adams " I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it." - Dogbert (Scott Adams character from his comics) Share this post Link to post
Posted January 13, 2012 "And that's how Equestria was made!" I love just bursting that out in random boring conversations. People look at me like I'm nuts but it's fun. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 13, 2012 "N... N... Mmph... WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO UH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!" Damon Gant. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "I'm not dead yet!" "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -both from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2012 "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt"~ act 1 scene 4 William Shakespear's Measure for Measure Share this post Link to post
Posted February 28, 2012 "If I believe in one thing... Just one thing... I believe in her." - The Doctor Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) Wow, Supernatural is just full of those. DEAN: “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” DEAN: “My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.” SAM: “What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!” DEAN(to Castiel): "What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?" CASTIEL(competely serious): “Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone” CASTIEL(about God's location, again completely serious): “No, he's not on any flatbread.” DEAN(to Castiel): "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week. We're driving." DEAN: “You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little ''cloud-seeding''?” CASTIEL(nervously): "I never had the occasion, okay." DEAN(amused): "Y'know, it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped." CASTIEL(again, completely serious): "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes." DEAN(to his future self): “She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.” ZACHARIAH: "In Heaven I have six wings and four faces, one of which is a lion." CASTIEL(stark drunk): I got your message. It was long, your message. And I f-find the sound of your voice...grating..." SAM(alarmed): "What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?" CASTIEL: "NO!...Yes." SAM(weirded out): "What the hell happened to you?" CASTIEL(sighs): "I found a liqueur store." SAM: "And?" CASTIEL: "And I drank it." CASTIEL(appears out of thin air, still very drunk): "Pastor David Gideon?" GIDEON(suspicious): "Who are you?" CASTIEL(barely standing up): "I'm an angel of the Lord." Nearly everything Drunk!Cas says is hilarity. Oh, and, can't forget about Misha. MISHA: "CONFETTI IT'S A PARAAADE! =D" MISHA(about a worm he found): "No, I'm not gonna eat it, that's disgusting. I'm gonna wear it as a wormstache. *does so*" Edited March 3, 2012 by LwyllasLaVey Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2012 I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg Share this post Link to post
Posted March 3, 2012 One of my favorite NPC quotes in DA:Origins: "News of the hour: Lord Bhelen attacks the Assembly and is ignominiously slain! Epic fail!" ~ Orzammar Crier Share this post Link to post
Posted March 4, 2012 "Oh, true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss, I die." ~ Romeo and Juliet (William Shakespeare) Share this post Link to post
Posted March 4, 2012 Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way? - The Princess Bride Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 “Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” - G.K Chesterton “Weapons may be carried by creatures who are evil, dishonest, violent or lazy. The true warrior is good, gentle and honest. His bravery comes from within himself; he learns to conquer his own fears and misdeeds." - Matthies, from Mattimeo by Brian Jacques. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 "Always bring a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good!" -The Doctor Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 There's coffee in that nebula. Get that cheese to sickbay! Both from Captain Janeway, Star Treck, Voyager Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ___________ ( you know who it is ) Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed. ~Code Geass, one of Lelouch's trademark quotes. And simply because this one is so classic for me: (*Watching a monster movie* "Gee willikers!" Adam said. "Look at that guy getting his guts ripped out! That sure does look painful." "Way," Todd nodded. "That'd be an ass way to die." "Seriously!" Adam continued, "I hope nothing like that happens to me! Gosh, I reckon that's just about the worst way to die I can think of." Todd said that he could think of something even more horrible, but Adam didn't really remember what he said. Mostly because a week later, as his mom and some cop made a fresh meal out of his nice, gooey intestines, he comforted himself in-between screams of agony with the knowledge that he was totally, totally right and that Todd could suck it. Then he choked on a piece of his own kidney and died.) ~Morkhan's Shiny Happy People Forgot there was another amazing one. "It means that you are the True Prince of the Fairies. You are the rightful ruler of the Gumdrop Kingdom, destined to find the Rainbow Wand and sing the Song of Eternal Love, bringing an age of peace and happiness to all the land."~Still Morkhan's wonderful Shiny Happy People Edited March 9, 2012 by Pinkie Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 "Are you drunk?" -Sam "No!" *pause* "Yes..." -Castiel "What happened to you?" -Sam "I found a liquor store." -Castiel "And?" -Sam "I drank it." -Castiel "Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center -" -Dean (on phone) "I'm there now." -Castiel (talking into phone) "Yeah, I get that." -Dean (still on phone) "I'm gonna hang up now." -Castiel (for whatever reason, still on phone...) "Right." -Dean Is it only me, or are most of the hysterical quotes in Supernatural stated by Cas? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 Well, Anarya-Ameana, as I said on previous page, the most hilarious things in Supernatural are said by drunken Cas. Wow, Supernatural is just full of those. DEAN: “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” DEAN: “My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.” SAM: “What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!” DEAN(to Castiel): "What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?" CASTIEL(competely serious): “Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone” CASTIEL(about God's location): "He's not in Heaven, He has to be somewhere." DEAN(sarcastic): "Try New Mexico. I hear He's on a tortilla." Castiel(considers it): “No, He's not on any flatbread.” DEAN(to Castiel): "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week. We're driving." DEAN: “You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little ''cloud-seeding''?” CASTIEL(nervously): "I never had the occasion, okay." DEAN(amused): "Y'know, it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped." CASTIEL(again, completely serious): "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes." DEAN(to his future self): “She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.” ZACHARIAH: "In Heaven I have six wings and four faces, one of which is a lion." CASTIEL(stark drunk): I got your message. It was long, your message. And I f-find the sound of your voice...grating..." SAM(alarmed): "What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?" CASTIEL: "NO!...Yes." SAM(weirded out): "What the hell happened to you?" CASTIEL(sighs): "I found a liqueur store." SAM: "And?" CASTIEL: "And I drank it." CASTIEL(appears out of thin air, still very drunk): "Pastor David Gideon?" GIDEON(suspicious): "Who are you?" CASTIEL(barely standing up): "I'm an angel of the Lord." Nearly everything Drunk!Cas says is hilarity. Oh, and, can't forget about Misha. MISHA: "CONFETTI IT'S A PARAAADE! =D" MISHA(about a worm he found): "No, I'm not gonna eat it, that's disgusting. I'm gonna wear it as a wormstache. *does so*" Oh, and: *Sam & Dean are sitting behind a table, doing research, Castiel is watching TV* CASTIEL: "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear...she must have done something wrong." SAM & DEAN: *alarmed looks* DEAN: "You watching porn? Why?" CASTIEL: "It was there." DEAN(>_>): "You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes and you...don't talk about it. Just...turn it off!" CASTIEL: *looks down in his lap* DEAN(in an oh great voice): "Well, now he's got a boner." *knock on the door* *Dean answers it* *grandpa Samuel comes in* SAMUEL: "So that's what you guys do? Watch pornos with angels?" CASTIEL: "We're not supposed to talk about it." I always appreciate a fellow Supernatural fan. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2012 Well then, I guess that makes three of us on the page. Loved every quote you guys have mentioned but there's also: Dean: (First season referring to Papa Winchester) You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda! (To those nasty pagans the Xmas ep) Dean : You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? Dean:(looks concerned for a moment before catching on) That's cute. Dean being mimicked by Sam: You think your being funny but your being really really childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!! Henricksen: I shot the Sheriff. Dean: (stares at the dead cop for a while) But you didn't shoot the deputy. Oh I could go on and on. At least one brilliant, funny, or amazing quote an episode. The Assbutt incident is proof of that. Share this post Link to post
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