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“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

~Bill Watson

"I wear a stetson now. Stetsons are cool." - The Doctor

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"Who am I? How can you ask such a stupid question? I am who I am!"

~Hollow Ichigo from Bleach

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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

~Bill Watson

((I first read that on the inside of the door of a public bathroom inside a fancy restaurant))


fif-teen-men-on a DEAD-man's-chest


YO-HO-ho-and a bottle-o-rum

*mad cackle*

Old Ben Gun

Treasure island

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"Bloo, before we die, I just want you to know that THIS IS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT!!!!!" -Mac, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

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"Demons run when a good man goes to war."

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"Wilst thou soar? Or wilst thou suck?"

~OoT ad


Lol, Nintendo.

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"...Is it UMMU compatible?..."

-Agentgonzo (O-F)


"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, you know."



"[...]Keep flying like that and you'll die real soon."

-Capt. Jack Bartlett (Ace Combat 5)


"Orbiter... Embrace the new learning curve..."

-Izack (O-F)


"I have a bad feeling about this."

-Various:Since Obi-Wan to Spyro (?)

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GLaDOS: Well, his is the part where he kills us.


Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you.


Chapter 9: The part where he kills you.


Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you.


Achievement Description: This is it that part




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"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." ~ Les Brown.


"Get in my belly!" ~ Fat censorkip.gif - Austin Powers.

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"They'll regret that too..." Halo 2. It's actually the chapter title. But it's pretty funny, when put with the one right before it, although I don't remember all of it... ...eh, oh well.


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(19) *pokes Axarr*


'Do you smell burning?' ~ Curiousity Core, Portal


Poor little guy said it just as I dropped him into the furnace xd.png

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"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes"


~ Doctor Who (Tom Baker)


*pokes Fortune*

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Eleventh Doctor: Leaving is good. Never coming back is better. C'MOOOOONNN, then! The Doctor will see you now!

Atraxi: You are not of this world.

Eleventh Doctor: No, but I've put a lot of work into it. (compares a few ties) I dunno. What do you think?

Atraxi: Is this world important?

Eleventh Doctor: Important? What's that mean, important? Six billion people live here. Is that important? Here's a better question. Is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Well c'mon, you're monitoring the whole planet. Is this world a threat?

(the Atraxi scan the history of the Earth)

Atraxi: No.

Eleventh Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crimes, by the laws of the Atraxi?

Atraxi: No.

Eleventh Doctor: Okay! One more, just one. Is this world protected? Because you're not the first to have come here, oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them?

(the Atraxi's scanning shows images of all of the Doctor's nemeses, followed by images of all ten previous incarnations of the Doctor, before the Eleventh Doctor steps through the hologram)

Eleventh Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.


*pokes Lagie* (16th post)

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"It's (20)76 and you can't even figure that out?!-Amelia Pond from my dream.

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Hey, hey *insert fruit here*! Knife.

~Annoying Orange


~Patrick Star

Got it memorized?


Dance, water, dance!




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On topic:


Aww, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad!



I'm a scientist. Experiments are what I do, yes.



I sense that you do. You're also capable of controlling the darkness. Cast away your useless fear. Open your heart. Embrace the darkness.



What are you talking about? I am me! Nobody else!



Feed your anger! Only anger will keep you strong.



Yes, I'm obsessed with KH.


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"We’re the thin-fat gay-married Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well?"


"Was I being insensitive dear? I don't know why you put up with me."


((Those might not be exact. Haven't seen the episode since it premiered, so I'm going by memory...))

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Where're we goin'~Fellowship of the Ring

Have I ever lied to you? In this room?~Portal

Look you stupid censorkip.gif***, you've got no arms left!~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."

— Joss Whedon

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"Are you my mummy?" Jamie the Zombie child

"I'm really glad that worked. Those would've been terrible last words." Doctor #9

"I DON'T KNOOOWW!!!" Doctor #10

"Jack, there is a time and a place." D#9

"Trust me, you really don't want to know." Captain Jack Harkness

"Hi Rose, run for your life!" D#9


"It's not amusing, is it?" Rose Tyler

"Correctamundo! A word that I've never used before and hopefully won't have to again." D#10

I forget the rest but there's more. :3

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"If you were in you're office, we'd be having this conversation face to face." *phone clicks*

Jason Borne, The Borne Ultimatum.





Practally everyone from Luke Sywalker to Buzz Lightyear to Darth Vader to Goku to Elizabeth Swan to Simba to... yah, that one's used,

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"Let me at him! I'll rip his feet off and stick 'em on his head!"

-Edward Elric

"You could say that you're going to love it...to death. Love it...until it kills you. Until you're dead."


"You know what my life was like before you came here? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."


"All female officers will be required to wear...tiny miniskirts!"

-Colonel Roy Mustang

Doctor: Well, it just looks like a bit of food poisoning.

Alphonse Elric: So it wasn't from eating too much?

Edward Elric: Oh shut up.


"Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a monster, you're just stupid!"


"Once I contaminate the humans' food supply with filth, they will be forced to obey me! Soon, the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKIE!"



That's all I can remember for now.

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"Mah boi!"- the king


"I'm so hungry I could eat a octrock!" -Link


"NOT INTO THE PIT!IT BURNS!" - Gannon or as I cal him GAMON xd.png


"You must DIE!" moar Gamon


"I will grape you in the mouth!"

"I am slightly more horified of you now." my friend and me's zelda charecters (Timmy and Melody) talking with each other XP


"Futon world... sounds like a magical place... then you walk in and you're all "OW MY BACK!""


"Some day I'm going to go to the beach and throw bottles in the water, and stand behind some ones back. When they open it up it's going to say...I'm standing right behind you."


"Why Don't I have one? BEACUSE TOY STORY 2 WAS OK!"


last few were from jokes with the guiter


"Oh my name is very hard to say... BRIAAANNNN! yeah? well

how do you spell that? B-R-I-A...NUMBER SEVEN LETTER Q!"


"Well it's a cup...With dirt in it."




"i before e except c and on weekends and holidays and ALL THRUOUT MAY!"


"the school spelling B. "Allright evrey one, sit down and be embarssed in

front of your FRIENDS!" I always admired the kid who went up

here and purposley spelled the word wrong."How do you spell

cat?" "K-A-T! I'm outta here!". he walks by and whispers to me, "I know cat has two Ts."-last bunch from brian regan


"LIKE GIANT RADIO ACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!...The pants comand me...."-Zim

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