Posted November 29, 2012 My friend Sean told me: "Pain is our best teacher, but nobody wants to attend his class." Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2012 "It's not about how hard you can hit. It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." Rocky Balboa Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) "One basketball to rule them all."- from The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan "It's just an Irving Legend." "What's that?" "Like a story your Uncle Irving tells you." "But I don't have an Uncle Irving!" "He's an Irving Legend too!"- DW and her friend, the kids' show Arthur "If a boy does something stupid once, it's because he's a boy. But if he does it twice, it's to impress a girl."- The Once-ler, The Lorax "I believe that evil isn't born, it's made."- Regina Mills, Once Upon a Time "Boredom is something up with which I will not put."- Phineas Flynn, Phineas and Ferb "If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by a puppet I would have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice."- Dr. Doofensmirtz, Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension Edited November 30, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2012 Doctor: Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look? Rose: Umm...different. Doctor: Good different or bad different? Rose: Just...different. Doctor: Am I...ginger? Rose: No, you're just sort of...brown. Doctor: Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger. Doctor: Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones! 'Cause I'm a completely new man! I could bring down your government with a single word! Harriet Jones: You're the most remarkable man I've ever met. But I don't think you're quite capable of that. Doctor: No, you're right. Not a single word; just six. Harriet Jones: I don't think so. Doctor: Six words. Harriet Jones: Stop it! Doctor: Six. *Goes to Alex and whispers* Don't you think she looks tired? Doctor: You were supposed to be dying. The Face of Boe: There are better things to do today. Dying can wait. Cassandra-in-Rose: Oh I hate telepathy. Just what I need: a headful of Big Face! The Face of Boe: I had grown tired with the universe, Doctor, but you have taught me to look at it anew. Doctor: There are legends, you know, saying that you're millions of years old. The Face of Boe: Well, now, that would be impossible! Doctor: Wouldn't it, just? I got the impression there was something you wanted to tell me. The Face of Boe: A great secret... Doctor: So the legend says... The Face of Boe: It can wait. Doctor: Oh, does it have to?! The Face of Boe: We shall meet again, Doctor. For the third time, for the last time, and the truth shall be told. Until that day... *Face of Boe teleports away* Doctor: That is enigmatic. That is textbook enigmatic. Doctor: And, I'll tell you something else—we just met Queen Victoria! Rose: Oh, I know! She was just sitting there. Doctor: Like a stamp! Rose: I wanted to say "we are not amused". Bet you five quid I can make her say it. Doctor: Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time. Rose: Ten quid? Doctor: Done. Sarah: I saw things you wouldn't believe! Rose: Try me. Sarah: Mummies. Rose: I've met ghosts. Sarah: Robots. Lots of robots. Rose: Slitheen. In Downing Street. Sarah: Daleks! Rose: Met the Emperor. Sarah: Anti-matter monsters! Rose: Gas-mask zombies! Sarah: Real-living dinosaurs! Rose: Real-living werewolf! Sarah: The Loch Ness Monster! Rose: Seriously? Doctor: Umm...what are you doing that for? Mickey: 'Cause you told me to. Doctor: When was that? Mickey: About half an hour ago. Doctor: Umm...you can let go now. Mickey: How long has it been since I could've stopped? Doctor: Ten minutes? Twenty? Twenty-nine? Mickey: You just forgot me! Doctor: No, no, no, I was jus—I was—I was calibrating! I was jus—no, I know exactly what I'm doing. *TARDIS console explodes* Yvonne Hartman: Oh, you travel with her mother!? Jackie: He kidnapped me! Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother. Jackie: Charming! Doctor: I've got a reputation to uphold. Dalek Thay: Identify yourselves. Cyberman: You will identify first. Dalek Thay: State your identity! Cyberman: You will identify first. Dalek Thay: Identify! Mickey: (another room) It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock. (I don’t know who Stephen Hawking is, but it’s still funny ) Dalek Thay: Daleks have no concept of elegance! Cyberman: This is obvious. Rose: Five million Cybermen: Easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared. *A woman in a wedding dress (Donna) appears in the TARDIS* Doctor: What? Donna: Wha— Doctor: What? Donna: Who're you? Doctor: What? Donna: Where am I? Doctor: What? Donna: What the hell is this place?! Doctor: What?! Lance: Well, I couldn’t risk you running off. I had to say yes, and then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new-flavored Pringle! Oh, I had to sit there and listen to all that yap-yap-yap. "Brad and Angelina, is Posh pregnant, X Factor, Atkins diet, feng shui, split ends, text me, text me, text me!" Dear God, the never-ending fountain of fat, stupid trivia! I deserve a medal. Doctor: Guess what I've got, Donna? *holds up the robot remote control]* Pockets! Donna: How did that fit in there? Doctor: They're bigger on the inside. (It would really only make sense if you watched it. They were arguing about her not having her phone because she didn't have pockets in her wedding dress, and the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, so yea.) Doctor: No, that's weird, you're talking like you're some sort of alien. Florence: Quite so. Doctor: No! Florence: Oh, yes. Doctor: You're joshing me! Florence: I am not. Doctor: I'm talking to an alien? In hospital?! What, has this place got an E.T. department? Martha: It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race! Doctor: I'll tell you what, then: don't...step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? Martha: What if...I dunno! What if I kill my grandfather?! Doctor: Are you planning to? Martha: No. Doctor: Well, then. Shakespeare: To be or not to be... Ooh. That's quite good. Doctor: You should write that down. Shakespeare: Maybe not. Bit pretentious? Doctor: Meh. Shakespeare: Seven-six-one-three-nine-oh! Banish thy, antiqueascas, I sing to thee—*looks at the Doctor* Doctor: Um... *looks at Martha* Martha: Expelliarmus! Doctor: Expelliarmus! Shakespeare: EXPELLIARMUS! Doctor: Good old J. K.! (Expelliarmus = Harry Potter Disarming Charm , just incase you didn't know) (You have to look at this to find out why it’s so funny: Queen Elizabeth from Dr. Who) Queen Elizabeth I: The Doctor! Shakespeare: What? Queen Elizabeth I: My sworn enemy! Martha: What?! Queen Elizabeth I: Off with his head! Doctor: Whaaat? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 1, 2013 Purism, whether in grammar or in vocabulary, almost always means ignorance. Language was made before grammar, not grammar before language. —Thomas Hardy, English novelist and poet Share this post Link to post
Posted January 1, 2013 "being a kid and growing up. its hard and nobody understands." ~Kanaya - Homestuck Share this post Link to post
Posted January 4, 2013 Katniss: "Whose is it, do you think?" Finnick: "No telling. Why don't we let Peeta claim it, since he died today?" -The second Hunger Games Share this post Link to post
Posted January 6, 2013 “Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.” ― John Green, Looking for Alaska Share this post Link to post
Posted January 6, 2013 Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. ~ Walt Disney Share this post Link to post
Posted January 6, 2013 “I think it would dismay them to know what it takes to feed you. Not to mention that you could empty their cellars of beer and wine in a single night." Eragon said. "I would never," Saphira sniffed. "Maybe in two nights.” Share this post Link to post
Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) "Superman! Defender of Truth! Guardian of Justice! Kidnapper of Children!" - Linkara, in AT4W "Superman's Christmas Adventure" "Do homosexuals find themselves sexy?" - some 7th or 8th grader, in a guest lesson about homosexual, bisexual and heterosexual lifestyles. (I find it truly said that apparently, as a heterosexual or bisexual, I'm not allowed to find myself sexy Unfortunate implications are indeed in a lot of homosexual prejudices... She once commented that she doesn't need to wear a mask because "most of the time...they ain't lookin' at my face." quoting from tvtropes quoting Power Girl from some comic issue Edited January 21, 2013 by Lolchen Share this post Link to post
Posted April 21, 2013 "The needs of the many out weighs the needs of the few or the one" . By Mr Spook from Star Trek ll The Wrath of Khan... Share this post Link to post
Posted April 26, 2013 Quote from Forever Kinght... Det. Nick Kinght: I need a favor, Nat... Natalie: I don't know Nick, favors for you usually involve more then "Can I borrow your car?..." Det. Nick Kinght: I'll need that too... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2013 "Live your life right. Love with all your heart. Don't hurt others, and help those in need. That is all you need to know. And don't worry about heaven. If it exists, you'll be welcome.” ― Ellen Hopkins Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2013 ~Muppet Treasure Island Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me. Squire Trelawney: Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me. Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously. Spa'am: Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) I am now a level infinity epic super god...PLUS! -Pyrrhon "Weeeee arrrreeeee from outeeerrr spacceeeee!" "Attention passengers! Those who fail to pay their fare must exit the vehicle!" When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! -Hades "MY DEPOT! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY AT THE TOP OF MY TO-KILL LIST!" "You know they say there are no bad questions? Well there are and this is one of them. WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!!" -Viridi "You've GOT to be joking! ALL YOU GODS AND YOUR STUPID WARS ARE THE ONES THROWING EVERYTHING OFF BALANCE!!" -Dark Pit "Again today I will go soaring through the sky!/My enemies, I'll dish 'em up in a stir-fry!/Gracious goddess of light watches from up above!/At dinnertime I always show the cook some love!" "Bad guys are supposed to be more like 'Graaahhhh!' and 'I'm gonna KEEL you!'" "You're going to send me a machine-gun-robot girlfriend?" "This is the end! I never learned how to reeeeaaaaaadddddd!!" -Pit ^ All of these are from Kid Icurus:Uprising | NO,THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!! -Patrick ^ Not this one | Edited May 13, 2013 by I am awsome Share this post Link to post
Posted May 13, 2013 Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human! Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that? Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode. Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before! Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that? Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was... Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim. Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse? Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain? Dib: Pretty far. Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest! Dib: Wait, is there really a difference? Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich! ~ All quotes from Invader Zim Share this post Link to post
Posted May 18, 2013 Some of my Favorite Klingon quotes... Revenge is a dish which is best served cold... Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a runing man... Always trust your instincts... Surrender or Die!... Too day is a good day too die... Share this post Link to post
Posted May 19, 2013 "We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations." -- John Green, Looking for Alaska. <3 Share this post Link to post
Posted May 19, 2013 (edited) Le Petit Prince /The little prince (book) Please, draw me a sheep. I really like sunsets. One day I saw the sunset fourty-four times! You know, when you're feeling very sad, sunsets are wonderful. You talk like the grown-ups! If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that's enought o make him happy when he looks at the stars. I shuldn't have listened to her. You must never listen to flowers. You must look at them and smell them. Mine perfumed my planet, but I didn't know how to enjoy that. In those days, I didn't understand anything. I was too young to know how to love her. Good-bye Good-bye I've been silly. I ask your forgiveness. Try to be happy. Of course I love you. It was my fault you never knew. It doesn't matter. But you were just as silly as I was. Try to be happy. I thought I was rich be-cause I had just one flower, and all I own is an ordinary rose. The stars are beautiful because of a flower you don't see. What makes the desert beautiful, is that it hides a well somewhere. People where you live, yet they don't find what they're looking for. They don't find it. And yet what they're looking for could be found in a single rose, or a little water. But eyes are blind. You have to look with the heart. I'm leaving today, too. Tonight, it'll be a year. My star will be just about the place where I fell last year. At night, you'll look up at the stars. It's too small, where I live, for me to show you where my star is. It's better that way. My star will be one of the stars, for you. So you'll like looking at all of them. They'll all be your friends. I won't leave you. Unknown: Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real Asura-360-Atlantis child (music) a comment: Hell is a place where we all have been through, but few have left to find the meaning of life. Endure to the bone,you deserve more than you could ever imagine,you are an Atlantis child. Edited May 19, 2013 by Hisa Share this post Link to post
Posted May 21, 2013 Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people? Lt Worf: Die. (loved the look Picard gave Worf here ) Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately? Captain Picard: Data, find a way to defeat that shield. Lt Cmndr Data: That may be impossible sir. Captain Picard: Things are only impossible until they're not! Captain Picard: I've just been paid a visit from Q. Cmndr Riker: Q? Any idea what he's up to? Captain Picard: He wants to do something "nice" for me. Cmndr Riker: I'll alert the crew. ~From Star Trek the Next Generation~ Share this post Link to post
Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) From unknown speakers/writers "People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges." "Luck is being prepared for when opportunity comes." From The Year of Rouge Dragons: Book Two Scattercloak - "I don't much like it when people commit unsavory acts and try to shift the blame onto me." Edited May 21, 2013 by Narvix Share this post Link to post
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