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Granted, but he turns into an invincible piece of dust. Only dust can be invincible.

 

I wish that the better threads would be more active then all the stupid threads that get a post every second.

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Granted, but then all the good threads get moved to a password protected place where everyone but you gets in

 

I wish for a jar of vaseline

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Granted. The wishing fairy doesn't know 1337 5p34k, but you wanted a new keyboard, right?

 

I wish for Scrat from Ice Age to be my pet squirrel.

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Granted, the wishing fairy thinks you said scratch so you get a back scratcher from the cave man times.

 

I wish for a wish that wishes to wish as it is a wish to be a wish that is a wish because it is a wish that can wish to be a wish as it is a wish.

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You have granted the wish fairy a migraine headache that it gives back to you.

 

I wish I would win the lottery

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Granted. You can win the lottery now! But wait! It was always possible for you to win the lottery. The power was inside you all along. It's still incredibly unlikely, though. Good luck.

 

I wish for a wish-granting entity that doesn't corrupt wishes.

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You have granted the wish fairy a migraine headache that it gives back to you.

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Granted, but now he spams the chat the second someone posts a wish and makes it "GRANTEDBUTNOWIAMSOHYPERRRANDYOUGETANNOYED"

 

I wish my bandwidth would work so I can play Minecraft. wub.gif

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Granted, but it took you all your money so now you can't buy minecraft.

 

I wish for Destroy the Godmodder to start back up, no one is posting.

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Granted, but no one who posts follow the rules of the thread! tongue.gif

 

I wish I had a new car.

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Granted! It won't drive.

 

I wish that pop-up add in the face thing could really happen in real life. It was funny. smile.gif

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Granted, you get another turkey, but the turkey is you.

 

I wish for someone to give me 50 pies on tuesdays.

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Granted, but they will all be thrown at you. May I suggest a raincoat....

 

I wish for a vacation

 

 

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Granted, you ask a police officer for a vacation to jail, turns out you will be on the vacation for longer than expected, but it's not your fault you didn't know you were top 10 most wanted!

 

I wish 4 hugz

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Granted. Error. Cannot comprehend "4 hugz". *Explodes* You have died. Game over.

 

I wish that every day life was easier, for everyone.

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Granted, we become so complacent that we no longer feel it's lessened hardships. Also everyone gets really fat and lazy.

 

I wish for whatever the fifth post on page 58 wished.

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Granted. It's 3  inch long and made of cotton wool.

 

I wish I had long(!) hair.

Granted. You have long hair and you trip over it and it gets into everything.

I know. I have long hair, I mean REALLY long, I don't trip over it unless I'm on all fours but it does get everywhere!

 

I wish it were November 29th at 6:00 AM!

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Granted. It's November 29th at 6AM... everywhere. The earth splits open and becomes a flat surface, before falling apart... everything is dead.

 

I wish for a ham sandvich.

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Granted. A magnetite has fallen in love with you electronic gadgets draining them of their power. None of them can turn on anymore and you have no way to access Dragon Cave!

 

I wish for a loyal pet dragon in real life.

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Granted, not only is it so loyal it won't leave you alone, but it also scares away all your friends and family just by its presence and so you have no-one but the dragon for companionship.

 

I wish I were a flip flop! (bursts out laughing) Can't wait to see how this turns out.

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Granted! You're now a flip flop shoe sandal... thing. Now let me introduce you to my pet doberman.

He can chew through a pair of designer sandals in under 60 seconds. Have fun!

 

I wish for tree fiddy dorolo.

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Granted, but the wish fairy has no idea what that is, so you get sent into an alternate dimension.

 

I wish for candy.

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