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Granted, it becomes so soft you die of "over-sleeping".

 

And if you do happen to wake, you can't even get up, because gravity and the lack of exercise.

 

I wish that the bout of coughs I've been having recently stopped.

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Granted, but your desires are thwarted by other things, and he leaves you again.

 

I wish that I could figure out what to do with my avatarless...ness.

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Granted, but the president can't do nothing but bark and pee. Everything comes crashing down.

 

I wish the person below me get a moldy pizza.

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Granted, but I eat it anyway.

 

I wish the person below me had no ads on their sites.

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Granted, but the ads are moved to the real world instead. You're just walking and Bam! Pop up add to the face.

 

I wish the person below me was immune to all diseases.

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Granted. You gave me an expired airplane ticket.

 

I wish the person below me was beautiful.

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Granted, but now everyone who used to be better looking than me is now ugly. Now there's a LOT of ugly people...

 

I wish the person below would find a REAL dragon egg!

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Granted, but your a Pygmy and there's a bigger hungry dragon chasing you. ohmy.gif

 

 

I wish magic and wizards were real.

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Granted. *drops a cucumber slice in your water* That'll be a dollar.

 

I wish I was at the beach right now.

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Granted, but hates you and enslaves you.

 

I wish to never get another traffic ticket ever again.

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Granted. You lose your liscense permamently and can never drive again.

 

I wish my computer drivers updated within seconds.

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Granted, but it now updates more frequently, so it still takes up the same amout of time as before.

 

I wish for a fat koala bear that enjoys pickles and lemons on tuesday afternoons...

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Granted! It wants so many every Tuesday that you are bankrupt within a month.

 

I wish for there to be no more snow this year.

 

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Granted, all the snow build up in the clouds for the entire year, and next year there will be 2 years worth of snow, this years and next years, so it will snow 10 feet every day

 

I wish for hugz

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