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Granted, but you have to read the same 100k page book 150 times.

 

I wish my internet wasn't so slow.

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Granted, but then your security protection can't keep up with all of the speedy viruses.

 

I wish it wasn't so darn hot outside. x_x;

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Granted, your hair now wraps around the planet in length, and cannot be cut by any material.

 

I wish the Maleficent movie came out right now.

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Granted, but it ends right before the final battle because they ran out of time to make it.

 

I wish they would include Zack from Crisis Core in the new KH3 game.

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Granted, but the game is never actually released.

 

I wish boredom didn't exist.

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Granted, but now you're never allowed a moment to rest, forever working in the blood diamond mines of a faraway dimension.

 

I wish I had a benevolent genie.

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Granted, but he always influences wrong.

 

I wish I had a PS4.

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Granted, you now have all the pieces to a ps4, but no way of assembling it.

 

I wish Rares weren't so hard to find T^T

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(haha, Ohh~ I'd find a way. xd.png)

 

Granted, but now they can no longer breed.

 

I wish It was winter again so I didn't have to wait until sunset to do yard work.

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Granted, but global warming has made winter just as hot as summer, if not moreso.

 

I wish I could buy all the books I want without spending any money.

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Granted, but then all bookstores and retailers close and books become extremely hard to obtain even though they are now free.

 

I wish for some chocolate.

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^ No wish to corrupt.

 

I wish that I'll be able get an "A" in my Accounting final grade this time.

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Granted but you may get a B or a C or a D.

I wish that Haxx #148 and Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 are around

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Granted. There are no more other threads but this one in the whole forums.

 

I wish I have a moonstone.

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Granted, but the moonstone has a magic curse on it to cause buckets of worms to rain from the sky whenever you get within half a foot of it at all sides and times.

 

I wish for unbreakable pencil graphite.

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Granted, but since it can't be broken, it tears away at any substance you apply it to, eventually being found and captured by the feds.

 

I wish everyone enjoyed a capella as much as I do, and not because of some cheesy movie.

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Granted, but then people begin enjoying everything you do so much that we all turn into clones of you.

 

I wish Bach's double concerto for two violins wasn't censorkip.gif impossible to play.

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Good. Now all other pieces are impossible to play. ( ohmy.gif Oh no!)

 

I wish that I'll be a prefect in the myHogwarts forums I go to next term (seeing as it's my last year).

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Granted however you find that the forums have been deleted now...

 

I wish that I could fly...

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Granted, but you can only fly.

 

I wish dust would stop gathering on my records.

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