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Granted but he looks large

I wish that Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 can growl angrily

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Granted, but you are doing homework when the scene comes on. (idk, my sister's the fan yu-gi-oh, not me)

 

 

I wish someone would give me a hug.

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Granted, but you are both suffocated by the sheer force of affection.

 

I wish not to have all of these exAMS

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Granted. You break both your legs painfully and get excused from the exams.

((Actually worth it IMO))

I wish to know what monkeys taste like without having to hurt one.

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Granted, and it turns out its the worst thing you've ever tasted and it causes you to vomit profusely.

 

I wish for unicorns to be real.

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Granted, but they turn out to just be chrysalis's changlings.

 

I wish my mom would praise me for once instead of making me seem a failure.

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Granted, but she praises you for a murder and you're arrested. She does not understand. Who knew murder was illegal?

 

I wish for more wishes.

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Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a slightly smaller version of yourself.

 

I wish to be STRONG.

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Granted, but to access said cornstarch, you need to unlock the pantry, which can only be done with a key, hidden behind one of your eyes. Wonder if you'll pick the correct eye the first time round....

 

I wish I had Beyonce's singing voice, and nothing could stop me from singing any time I wish.

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Granted, but suddenly a bizarre plague rapidly spreads to every human on earth to have their brains altered to believe that Beyonce's voice is the most awful thing they've ever heard.

 

I wish for some pizza.

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Granted, but the pizza holds the secrets to the universe, which drive your puny mortal mind to madness.

 

I wish I could swap bodies with any person I chose.

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Granted, but you can only switch bodies with a person once, and that means you can never switch back into your body.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

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Granted but then the dragon switches the world, making humans the pets of animals.

 

I wish I could stay in bed all day and sleep and play and my phone.

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Granted, but it also happens to be during the (_insert your standardized test here_) and the last possible retake days.

 

I wish that my g-string would stay in tune for at least an hour without going flat.

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((Is it violin?))

 

Your g-string stays in tune for ever and ever, however then all of your other strings go flat, no matter how hard you tune them.

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Yep, and some days I wish it had geared pegs since on-stage tuning is a pain.

 

 

I wish Tiga posted a wish so I could corrupt it.

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Dammit I always forget.. Trololol

 

Tiga now does post their wishes, but no one else does.

 

I wish that Shadoe wouldn't complain about Tiga not posting wishes.

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Granted, but then your floor becomes cold.

 

I wish my ipad would never needed to be charged again.

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Granted, but then all your apps have either gotten ads all the time or cost way too much money.

 

 

 

I wish the Thuwed breeding list would stay open for at least a day so I could get on it.

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Granted, but they all play "the Wheels on the Bus," no matter what was originally on the vinyl.

 

I wish I was a member of Homo Sapien Superior.

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Granted, but then you get hit in the head, losing 50 iq points.

 

 

I wish the 250 book challenge was a 150 book challenge or a 100,000 page challenge instead.

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