Corrupt-A-Wish

[Melomancer]

Granted, but you have no water.

 

I wish to go to space!

[Flamma]

Granted but you run out of fuel

 

I wish I had a car

[Dracovicus]

Granted, It it a lego car

 

I wish for a Tigrex (MHFU) And it does not try and kill me.

[Melomancer]

Granted. But the local authorities see it, and shoot it on sight, killing it before you have a chance to interact with it or bond with it in anyway.

 

I wish for sour orange juice.

[Dracovicus]

Ha, Wish granted, but it so sour your face sink in and you can't eat or drink

 

Wish for enchanted armor.

Edited March 14, 2014 by draco8967

[Symphonic Abyss]

Granted, but you lost it the next day.

 

I wish that I can touch fire without burning myself.

[Dracovicus]

Wish granted, But you turn to Vapor.

 

Wish for a magic staff.

[Flamma]

Granted, but it was stolen from an evil sorcerer

 

I wish I could fly.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but you fly over a cliff, and then your flying ability stopped working.

 

I wish my internet was faster.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but you can only go to Dragon Cave and the DC forums.

 

I wish for a piplup that wouldn't kill me.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but it can't evolve and its only attack is Growl.

 

I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but then it begins to rain.

 

I wish my toe wasn't swollen.

Edited March 15, 2014 by Mellwen

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then your thumbs begin to ache.

 

I wish I could just read my favorite books all day

[sailing101]

Granted. You are now strapped to a chair with your head in a vice with the text from your favorite books scrolling over a screen that fills your entire field of view. Your eyes are also held open so you cannot sleep, only read.

 

 

I wish my imagination was less morbidly cruel.

[Melomancer]

granted. your imagination becomes boring as a result.

 

I wish for my phone to charge faster.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but it is a banana phone. (the ones with the covers that slide off)

 

I wish for the next line of Nintendo handheld systems.

[sailing101]

Here's the 2DS XL

 

I wish for pie

[AquaTart]

Granted but it's Ms. Lovett's meat pies...

 

I wish for the floofiest cat ever!

[Mellwen]

Granted, but it is the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

 

I wish I had some pizza.

Edited March 15, 2014 by Mellwen

[Flamma]

Granted, but it has pizza huts new toppings; toe nails and nose hair.

 

I wish I had a tree house

[Melomancer]

Granted. But it's perched precariously on a pine tree.

 

I wish for a Taco Bell to open in singapore.

[sailing101]

Granted but it's Ms. Lovett's meat pies...

((From before or AFTER meeting Sweeny?))

 

 

Granted, but the act of opening that one Taco bell store drives the entire franchise bankrupt, closing every store worldwide a few days later

[Melomancer]

(Worth it...And you forgot to make a wish.)

[pikapika555]

Here, I got this-

 

I wish for Pokémon Yellow. (I have a game boy color)

[Flamma]

Granted but it had a bug and destroyed you gameboy