Corrupt-A-Wish

[Melomancer]

Granted, but you've only gone deaf.

 

I wish to pass my test

[dustpuppy]

Granted, you pass, but everyone else fails so they think you cheated.

 

 

I wish I had unlimited egg and hatchie slots.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but you only get vampire dragons.

[DustyBelle]

I wish I could eat all of the chocolate I wanted and not have any ill effects from it.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but the only thing you can eat is chocolate.

 

I wish I had a Piplup.

[Melomancer]

Granted, but due to its pride, it doesn't listen to you. And you accidentally piss it off so bad one day that it slits your throat in your sleep.

I wish for steak

Edited March 6, 2014 by Melomancer

[Mellwen]

(Sorry, I forgot to post a wish!)

 

Granted, but it's rotten.

 

I wish to be the greatest artist in the world.

[Wends]

Granted, but your eyes fall out so you can never see appreciate your work. And you only gain infamy after you're dead.

 

I wish my parrot would stop squeaking.

[Mellwen]

Granted, because it died. (I actually have 2 parakeets)

 

I wish my bed didn't make so much noise.

[Wends]

Granted, but it's now made of granite.

 

I wish Frills would come back to the cave.

[MetalDragon]

Granted but they're rarer than Neglected dragons and absurdly hard to get

 

I wish I was a fairy

[Mellwen]

Granted, but you are the most ugly one anyone ever saw, and you can't fly.

 

I wish I could see a little snow before winter is all gone.

[Melomancer]

Granted, but it's yellow. All of it.

 

I wish for the ability to shoot fireballs

[Zeditha]

Wish granted. You can now shoot fireballs, but only after you eat immense amounts of chili.

 

I wish I could shapeshift into a dragon, and back, at will.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but you transform into a mint dragon.

 

I wish for ownership of this thread.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but everybody hates it so nobody posts.

 

I wish I could do skateboarding.

[Zeditha]

granted. you skateboard off a cliff.

 

I wish I had more gifts.

[Banyanpan]

Granted, but they're all things you hate.

 

I wish I could speak every language.

 

 

[Zeditha]

Wish granted, but you can no longer control WHAT you say. You get in some pretty big trouble.

 

I wish someone else would make up a wish for me

[Melomancer]

Granted. Wish for severe lung cancer.

 

I wish for my eggs to all gender right.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but they all turn out to be boys, so you can never breed them.

 

I wish I had a Nebula dragon.

[sailing101]

Granted, but it has no star pattern

 

 

I wish for a gold dragon.

[Flamma]

Granted but it gets no clicks and dies

 

I wish I could have all the gum in the world

[sailing101]

Granted, but most of it has already been chewed

 

 

 

I wish I was rich

[Flamma]

Granted but you are in debt

 

I wish I had a pool