Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, but you've only gone deaf. I wish to pass my test Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, you pass, but everyone else fails so they think you cheated. I wish I had unlimited egg and hatchie slots. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2014 I wish I could eat all of the chocolate I wanted and not have any ill effects from it. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, but the only thing you can eat is chocolate. I wish I had a Piplup. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, but due to its pride, it doesn't listen to you. And you accidentally piss it off so bad one day that it slits your throat in your sleep. I wish for steak Edited March 6, 2014 by Melomancer Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2014 (Sorry, I forgot to post a wish!) Granted, but it's rotten. I wish to be the greatest artist in the world. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2014 Granted, but your eyes fall out so you can never see appreciate your work. And you only gain infamy after you're dead. I wish my parrot would stop squeaking. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2014 Granted, because it died. (I actually have 2 parakeets) I wish my bed didn't make so much noise. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but it's now made of granite. I wish Frills would come back to the cave. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2014 Granted but they're rarer than Neglected dragons and absurdly hard to get I wish I was a fairy Share this post Link to post
Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but you are the most ugly one anyone ever saw, and you can't fly. I wish I could see a little snow before winter is all gone. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but it's yellow. All of it. I wish for the ability to shoot fireballs Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Wish granted. You can now shoot fireballs, but only after you eat immense amounts of chili. I wish I could shapeshift into a dragon, and back, at will. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but you transform into a mint dragon. I wish for ownership of this thread. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but everybody hates it so nobody posts. I wish I could do skateboarding. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 granted. you skateboard off a cliff. I wish I had more gifts. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but they're all things you hate. I wish I could speak every language. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 12, 2014 Wish granted, but you can no longer control WHAT you say. You get in some pretty big trouble. I wish someone else would make up a wish for me Share this post Link to post
Posted March 13, 2014 Granted. Wish for severe lung cancer. I wish for my eggs to all gender right. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but they all turn out to be boys, so you can never breed them. I wish I had a Nebula dragon. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but it has no star pattern I wish for a gold dragon. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 13, 2014 Granted but it gets no clicks and dies I wish I could have all the gum in the world Share this post Link to post
Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but most of it has already been chewed I wish I was rich Share this post Link to post