Corrupt-A-Wish

[Psycho Cat]

Granted, but now you can never leave the air.

 

I wish more people knew what Metroid was.

[Anniepimm]

Granted, but now everyone knows

 

 

I wish i could click my fingers and be anywhere i wants to be

[Princess Kiara]

:-) Granted, but then how will you know that it's a good place for you to be?

I wish I could meet Arsenie Todiraș...

[Anniepimm]

Granted but he was a waxwork dummie

 

 

I wish I was 30 years younger

[Ladykyuubirose]

Granted but now you have to eat bacon to keep that age

 

I wish Pokemon were real

[Ælex]

Granted, but a wild Snorlax falls on you.

 

I wish I could understand women.

[Ladykyuubirose]

Granted but your now a woman

 

I wish I had a bit more money

[Total Reverse]

Granted, but you get investigated by the IRS.

 

I wish I was happy

[Psycho Cat]

Granted, but now everyone knows

I can deal with that

 

 

 

 

Granted. Now you're happy all the time, and you creep people out.

 

I wish Nebraska wasn't just cornfields, cornfields, and more cornfields...

[Anniepimm]

Granted! but now there is nothing but Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes,

 

 

I wish, Jaffa cakes were free from everywhere....

[Ælex]

Granted, but now they just don't taste the way they used to.

 

I wish I knew what I want to wish for.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but now all you wish for turns to ash

 

 

I wish there were more ups than downs

[zarahnox]

Granted, but now there is no gravity.

 

I wish I didn't live on Earth.

[Zanel]

Granted, but now you live IN the Earth.

 

I wish I could get this signature done faster...

[Anniepimm]

Granted but it's so fast now no one can see it

 

 

I wish i had a talent

[Lamp]

Granted, but your going to forget your talent anytime soon...

 

I wish I was a Royal Blue...

Edited June 9, 2013 by Lamp

[Anniepimm]

Granted but then you are discontinued

 

 

 

I wish I was a shark

[TheTron852]

Granted, but now you have no teeth :|

 

I wish I had new headphones...

Edited June 10, 2013 by TheTron852

[Anniepimm]

Granted, But there now stuck and you can't get them off

 

I wish i could move things with my mind

[TheTron852]

Granted, but now you are moving too.

 

Wish I had a hamburger WITH natural products.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but they become to expensive and you can't afford it

 

 

I wish I could run and jump and play with my grandchildren

[epicguy10000]

Granted but you can only do it near the closest volcano

 

I wish I was a little bit taller

[Daydreamdragon]

Granted: you now have exactly your desired height, but now all the other people in the world are less than 1 meter tall.

 

I wish I were very good at computer science.

[epicguy10000]

Granted, but computer science becomes un-important as soon as you learn it

 

I wish I was a baller

[SilveryKit]

Granted, but you're only famous for being terrible.

 

I wish I could speak every language on Earth.