Corrupt-A-Wish

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted; you're the test subject. ENJOY! =D

 

I wish I wasn't so paranoid about posting fanfiction.

[rogue-fox]

Granted, but you dont like fanfiction at all anymore.

 

I wish I could listen to my ipod longer w/out my ears aching.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but now there fused to your ears permanently and you have to listen to bad music

 

 

I wish animal cruelty would stop

[Moonlight20]

Granted, but the animals want payback and kill all humans.

 

I wish the characters of my favourite animes would really exist and woul be my friends <3

[Rarek]

Granted, but you must face the challenges they face in their stories before you can become friends.

 

I wish I could my way through anything.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but your ninja skills are now out of date

 

 

 

I wish I had a clean up fairy to do all my cleaning

[Ioanna]

I wish I had one too Granted, but you'd have to pay her every month

 

I wish I could just learn everything easily, really quickly. So I wouldn't need to spend time studying for school I'd just do the exams/assignments and get straight A+.

[rogue-fox]

Granted, but you have to sleep in a cryogenic pod for a week after each thing you learn.

 

I wish I had transfomation powers.

[animals4501]

Granted, but you can only transform into prey.

 

I wish I had an army of alive toys that followed my every command >_<

 

((By the way, I absolutely love this game X3))

[sparkle10184]

Granted, but the toys are loaded with voice activated explosives.

 

I wish I could own a horse.

[Forest]

Granted, but it's made of plastic.

 

I wish I never had to do homework again in my lifetime.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd

Edited April 5, 2013 by Forest

[sparkle10184]

Granted, but you're lifetime only consists of two years.

 

I wish summer would come tomorrow

[Ylla]

Granted, but it's over after a day.

 

I wish I had a neglected. o3o

[Anniepimm]

Granted but it flew away and landed on my Scroll

 

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and get anything I wanted

[chicbecause]

Granted, but you have to pay for it all.

 

I wish I had a job at the library of evil.

[omegavoidfox]

Granted, but you will get fired on your first day.

 

I wish I wasn't so judgemental about everything I do.

[Durppie]

Granted, but then you get judgemental about everything you don't do.

 

I wish I was better at math.

[gjhhhhhh]

Granted, but now you can't read.

 

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.

[chicbecause]

Granted, but he got cancer and died.

 

I wish I knew Latin.

[gjhhhhhh]

Granted, but congrats on forgetting how to speak English.

 

I wish I didn't have to practice piano.

[gistofeverything]

Granted, at the price of forever practicing the flute.

 

I wish it would always rain.

[Mysfytt]

*Granted - now you have to build another ark and live in it forever

 

I wish I could have pizza for breakfast*

[chicbecause]

Granted, but it becomes the only food you can eat without ninja's jumping out and stealing it from you.

 

I wish I could play Final Fantasy.

[HeavenlySin]

Granted, but there is a scratch in the game that causes you to have to reset it halfway through.

 

I wish I had a dishwasher.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but it is you and you have to do them for life

 

 

I wish I was a bumblebee