Corrupt-A-Wish

[Baradrim]

Granted, but you fall asleep when flying, always.

I wish I could go invisible in any moment I want.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but you have to be naked and you freeze to death

 

 

I wish I could ride on a dragons back just like Eragon

[LostFate]

Granted - as soon as you raised a dragon like Saphira.

 

I wish I had green eyes.

[Rinsie]

Granted. They're someone else's green eyes. In a jar.

 

I wish Firefly had never been cancelled.

[Joste]

Granted, you were dreaming it was cancelled, but when you wake up the show is over

 

i wish i had a cute magical pet, that would never hurt me

[Ioanna]

Granted, but it is made of food.

 

I wish I could eat anything I want without getting fat.

[Joste]

Granted

 

you lose wight everytime you eat something, and will either starve or die of uh thinness

 

i wish i could talk to animals

Edited February 23, 2013 by Joste

[Anniepimm]

Granted but now they do your head in chattering all the time

 

 

I wish i could buy anything off the peg and it fitted me perfectly

[Ioanna]

Granted but your cat stole it from you!

 

I wish I could sing beautifully so I could sing my favourite songs around without getting embarrassed

[Rarek]

Granted, but at the end of every song you sing, you'll butcher the ending.

 

I wish space travel was possible.

[Rinsie]

Granted. But because of its particularly space-compatible body structures, space travel is only possible for a certain subspecies of sea cucumber.

 

I wish I could quit my job and go back to school.

 

 

[Takhesis]

Granted, but you are now 4 years old and have to redo all your schooling...

 

I wish that I was able to create a double of myself to do the boring stuff.

[LostFate]

Granted, but you will find out soon that your double does the interesting stuff, too, leaving nothing at all to do for you.

 

I wish I could solve the mysteries of life.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but a time ending paradox that destroys the universe is created. But that's a worst-case. Best case, the destruction might be limited to our half of the galaxy.

 

I wish I had a Soyuz. (No, not made of soy. The rocket.)

[Ioanna]

Granted but you have to pay over $ 999,999,999 for it.

 

I wish I could become fluent in the English language really fast, losing my accent in it and without having to go to another country and such.

Edited March 2, 2013 by Slytherin7

[Anniepimm]

Granted! But us English people get jealous and put out a constant tickle contract on you when ever you Speak English..

 

 

I wish My TV channels wouldn't keep going off "blasted Virgin"

[Rarek]

Granted, but now your TV only shows Powerpuff Girls on every channel.

 

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

[pika7]

Granted, but it's infested with mice.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Ioanna]

LOL at Annie/Rarek answers

 

Granted, but it will take 5 more hours until you're perfectly healthy

Seriously, you'll get better pretty soon

 

I wish I could manipulate the fire, the water and the ice!

Edited March 2, 2013 by Slytherin7

[LostFate]

Granted. Unfortunately it's completely random so if you try to manipulate the fire of a candle it may start raining instead. If you manipulate the rain to stop the water in your boiler may freeze.

 

I wish I had more time to read.

[Rarek]

Granted, but you're now dead and are a ghost. You now have an eternity to read.

 

I wish I could be a telepath.

[LostFate]

Granted. But from now on you will be utterly confused because you cannot separate all those thoughts and the result is a big mess.

 

I wish I could dance the ballet.

[Rarek]

Granted, but you must do it in a sold out sports complex.

 

Wish I could be a better artist or graphics designer...would be nice to be able to make signatures...

[Anniepimm]

Granted but there all confiscated by the government

 

 

I wish I was a jumper and could jump to anywhere in the world

Edited March 2, 2013 by Anniepimm

[Rarek]

Granted, but once you touch down you bounce back up. You are in a state of infinite bounce.

 

I wish energy weapons were discovered for real.