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Granted, but then u realize ur only a clone.

 

I wish I had a dog with a saddle ( just quoted, if u know whoch show it was from good job)

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Granted but the dog is a toy and doesn't move

 

I wish I could have free everything biggrin.gif

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Granted, but everyone gets everything for free too and the world becomes total anarchy

 

I wish i could do a trip to the center of the earth

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Granted. However the hole you made to get there had a black hole bomb thrown in. Happy implosion day!

 

I wish that Sonic universe was real.

Edited by OrbiterSpore

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Granted, but you will never have anything to do at all and die of boredom tongue.gif

 

I wished I were out with friends.

 

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Granted but you'd have to go to school/work anyway, for a shorter period of time tongue.gif

 

I wish household chores didn't exist (and there would be a faster and easier way to keep everything clean).

Edited by Slytherin7

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Granted but it's the maids day off laugh.gif

 

 

I wish I had a voice activated talking computer rolleyes.gif

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Granted but it will just tell dirty jokes all day long.

 

I wish I had eternal youth.

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Granted. Unfortunately for you, you have also gained an eternal status problem: NO VOICE.

 

I wish I had a flamethrower. (Yep, I am crazy).

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Granted but you have to kill Hatchlings and boil them for soup to drink to keep young

 

I wish I lived on my own Island with no one else

 

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Granted. The island is sinking each year due to soft sand on deep sea. You'll really wish there was people in there...

 

I wish I wasn't tired all frakking day.

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You got NOTHING! *Zelda fanfare*

 

I wish my Wii would let Skyward Sword run so I could Mah Head Asplode from awesomeness.

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Granted but the game has a virus and doesnt make any fun to play.

 

I wish I was the main character of a popular manga.

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Granted. It's 3 inch long and made of cotton wool.

 

I wish I had long(!) hair.

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Granted, but now you have to spend extra 10 minutes (or more) in the shower tongue.gif

 

I wish I could manipulate meteors/meteorites. So I'd stop any from hitting Earth.

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Granted, but the meteors double and return to earth after some time.

I wish I could not have a wish.

Edited by Baradrim

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Granted, but your fairy godmother is annoyed and klonks you over the head with someone else's wish. It's pink and fluffy and yaps a lot.

 

I wish I could get up on time every day.

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Granted but it turned out to be a Dragon in a Unicorn suite

 

 

I wish I could fly like Super Man laugh.gif

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