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Granted, but now it's suddenly grown-up and multiplied into two dozen.

 

 

I wish I could get sleep while time stops and when I get up it starts again...

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Granted but 1.000 years has past and everyone you know has gone sad.gif

 

 

I wish for World Peace laugh.gif "struts off down the cat walk"

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Granted, but you must keep strutting down the catwalk - once you stop, war breaks out.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to go to the kitchen to cook.

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Granted: but there is no one else to cook so you starve

 

 

I wish I was a glow worm

A glow worm kind of fun

How could you ever be sad

when the sun shines out ya bum laugh.gif

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Granted, but you can no longer be RJ the raccoon.

 

I wish I could become the third host of Mythbusters.

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Granted but realize it is all a myth laugh.gif

 

I wish i could go to Vegas with unlimited amounts of money blink.gif

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Granted, but you have to burn it all when your plane crashes for warmth.

 

I wish I could meet Tobuscus in person.

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Granted but it turns out to be a waxwork dummy

 

 

I wish i was Rich and famous tongue.gif

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Granted but you will find out that your life will no longer belong to you.

 

I wish my eyesight wasn't so bad.

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Granted, your eyesight is now awesome, but now it's permanently nighttime.

 

I wish I could have some sushi right about now.

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Granted but you discover you are allergic to fish laugh.gif

 

I wish it would stop snowing sad.gif

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Granted but now it's raining.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

Edited by LostFate

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Granted but now it's raining.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

Granted, but now you are starving (is that too harsh? ;-; )

 

I wish my cat could speak.

Edited by Skaiya

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- nah, not too harsh smile.gif

 

Granted but now your cat doesn't stop telling you all day how great it is.

 

I wish it was weekend already.

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Granted, but then you notice that it is 11:59 pm on Sunday. 1 minute weekend left.

 

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but because of the bug fix you lost all your games and have to buy them again, at double the price.

 

I wish I had a unicorn.

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Hranted, but it isn't as friendly as you would have hoped, and it makes a Skaiya-kabob on it's horn.

 

I wish I had the ability to teleport!

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Granted but you Burst into flames and we put you out with the water

spread your ashes into the air and burred your scroll in the earth laugh.gif

 

 

I wish I could see into the future biggrin.gif

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Granted, but now you're stuck in the future and you'll have to wait until everyone comes to the future also. tongue.gif (this wouldn't be very fun I think blink.gif)

 

I wish I could sleep late and wake up late everyday biggrin.gif

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Granted but you will find out that this is still to early and then will never wake up again. sad.gif

 

I wish I could use telekinesis.

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Granted, but they found out you were copying others so all of your stuff got burned and you lost your title.

 

I wish I was a game character.

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Granted. You are a character in the game of life.

 

I wish actual magic was real.

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