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Granted, but the BBQ will start to eat you!

 

I wish my Lit. book would vanish...

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Granted, but you said lit. book. Lit. can be the abbreviation of many things, so all your books that can be abbreviated Lit. are now gone.

 

I wish I understood this math lesson!

 

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Granted, but it vanishes into dust after a few hours.

 

I wish for a better understanding of those around me.

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Granted, but you said lit. book. Lit. can be the abbreviation of many things, so all your books that can be abbreviated Lit. are now gone.

Thanks! xd.png Not a sarcastic thanks either.

 

Granted, but those around you won't be able to understand a word you're saying.

 

I wish for more soup!

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The game's sorta simple:

 

All you have to do is grant the wish of the person who posted above you, corrupting it in the process.

 

(e.g., person A:

I wish I had cake

 

Person C posts:

Granted, but there's a cockroach in it.

 

And so on, and so forth. biggrin.gif

 

I shall start:

 

I wish it was summer again D:

 

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Granted, the summer is so comfy and warm that it vaporizes the planet. Did I mention a supernova passed by?

 

I wish TVTropes wasn't so addicting! D=

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Granted, but now you're addicted to DC twice as much as you were before.

 

I wish my ratteh could live longer... :c This'll be an interesting one

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Granted, but he must now perform a lifetime in the circus as a trampolinist.

 

I wish I didn't have an Astronomy midterm today...

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Granted, but now you must become an astronomer.

 

I wish I had a tame fox for a pet...

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Granted, you care it so well it becomes sentient. What's the bad in that? Furries worldwide takeover, good luck.

 

I wish you fire all phasers!

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Granted, but you're the first to get nailed in the chest.

 

I wish there were such things as Stargates.

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Granted, but the granted has no idea what a 'Stargate' is and assumes it's something that'll kill you comedically.

 

I wish I had some lemonade!

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Rarek, my ratteh is a sheeeeeee~

 

Granted, but it is horribly sour and no sugar will sweeten it. Oh, and it has seeds in it.

 

I wish I could come up with a really original creature no one else has ever thought of...

 

Oh you....Gist...you ninja....

Edited by rampaging wyvern

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Granted, but you are now a frog.

 

I wish I had a limitless supply of candy. I think I know where this is going...

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Granted! But unfortunately you got trapped in a net and sent to a circus laugh.gif

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Granted that you wish nothing, but now you must forever post a wish after your corruption wink.gif

 

I wish there were a few more smilies we could use in the DC forums.

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Granted but they were ninja smiles and you cant see them

 

 

Ooops I wish I didn't have altimeters from time to time sad.gif

 

I just said that.... blink.gif

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Granted but you will be allergic to them.

 

I wish I could learn languages more easily.

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Granted, but now the voices in your head won't stop translating anything you hear into all languages you wanted to know.

 

 

I wish I had ninja skills like Black Widow or assassin skills like Ezio.

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Granted, but Dorothy's house is going to land on you.

 

I wish I had a puppy.

Edited by Leidarendi

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