Corrupt-A-Wish

[-platinum-draco-]

You do, but you don't catch it.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[blademan9999]

Granted, but it's made by aliens so you have no idea how to use it.

 

I wish someone would Make an offer on my eggs/hatchlings!

Edited July 31, 2012 by blademan9999

[Cerion]

Granted, it only brings you back a second in time.

 

I wish for a turtle.

[James1011]

Granted, it dies a day later after now knowing how to take care of them.

 

I wish for a CB ND.

[blademan9999]

Granted but it dies.

I wish someone would Make an offer on my eggs/hatchlings!

[hgfggg]

Fine! I'll actually do it! Wait... I'll give a nebula. Fine!

But, it might be something else. It will.

 

I wish circle!

[Shaow79473]

Granted you wish square was that correct?

[ValidEmotions]

You forgot to make a wish Shaow.

 

Anyways, I wish for the smoke to clear in my state.

[Cerion]

Granted, more smoke!

 

I wish for everlasting pease in the world!

[hgfggg]

Sorry, did you say Everlasting Peso? Here. You cannot get rid of it.

 

I wish I could find a better map of Greece.

[Dauntingale]

You find a better map of Greece. You lose it within 5 minutes and it was limited edition.

 

I wish for my life to remain just as it is now.

Edited August 6, 2012 by Dauntingale

[ValidEmotions]

Granted. Now the entire world and time itself is frozen forever.

 

I wish I could travel with the Tenth Doctor.

[hgfggg]

Granted. You're an AI the TARDIS created as its own companion, and cease to exist when the TARDIS turns to a human form, after Ten changes to Eleven.

 

I wish people would stop writing scary stories that are truly scary.

[Dauntingale]

Granted. You decide to watch scary movies 24/7.

 

I wish for super powers.

[thegreenrobby]

Granted, now, whenever you burp, you rip through several walls and your face flips inside out.

 

I wish I had bacon-chicken-ranch take-n-bake pizza, hot out of the oven!

Edited August 8, 2012 by thegreenrobby

[sarrepta1]

Granted. But unfortunately, you become a real-life Mary Sue.

 

I wish there would be a day where they give out free chicken.

[OMGitsKairi]

Granted, but the chicken is alive, and you become attached to it and keep it as a pet, but it eats all of your socks.

 

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Mupen64 Man]

Granted, but its melted.

 

I wish I had the DVD collection of the Land Before Time series.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted; they're scratched.

 

I wish for nocollide command IRL.

[Shaow79473]

Granted but trying to use it kills you

 

i wish this post would become active again

[Ylla]

Granted, but then you're too busy with other things.

 

I wish for some cheeseburger. I could use some meat and cheese.

[5icky]

Wish granted, but they are spoiled!

I wish i could get another ferret..

[FlowerOwl]

You get another ferret, but it has cancer and will die soon.

 

I wish I had a quarter.

[5icky]

my ferret Rob actually did die of cancer..at a year and two months. and the ferret that i am wishing to get looks just like him and i'm not even joking his name is spike...

 

Wish granted, but you flipped it wanting heads...and you got tails.

 

I wish that disease was not real and that things just died of old age..

[FlowerOwl]

I am so sorry, :/ May he rest in peace.

 

Wish granted, but now you cannot move the dead from where they die

 

I wish I were a my little pony...