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I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

Edited by Sunrise

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Granted, but your wish has been corrupted too and now your wish is undone.

 

I wish that today was Christmas.

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Granted. You got coal in your stocking, and when you touched it, it burst into flames...which set your house on fire. Sorry, man.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to fruit anymore...

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Granted, but now you're allergic to everything but fruit.

 

I wish I could catch a Holly '07.

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granted - but it is so inbred it has 28 toes and 3 noses.

 

I wish my snow-angel would hatch tri-colour

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Granted, but then they magically disappeared from your scroll to the AP

 

I wish for a magic pickle.

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Grated - but the magic goes wrong and turns you into a pickle, and you get eaten.

 

I wish for some new shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

Side-note - a wish that actually didn't go awry - YAYness

 

I wish my snow-angel would hatch tri-colour

 

I got tri-colour

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Granted. But while wearing said shoes you step on some old nasty chewing gum that won't come off.

 

I wish a gold vampire dragon.

 

 

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Granted, but you can't bite with it to create more gold vampires

 

I wish for some CB shinies :3

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Granted, but it turns out that they were commons covered in tinfoil. Now your scroll is full and oh look- is that a CB shiny I see?

 

I wish for something interesting to happen.

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Granted, a peeled banana flew threw the air and hit you in the face.

 

I wish for a video camera.

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Granted, but it's actually CCTV you need to install because of the rouge monkeys raiding your fridge every night.

 

I wish one of my dragons would spontaneously turn CB gold.

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Granted, it leaves for the wilderness.

 

I wish I could be a whaler on one of the Japanese ships.

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Granted, but it makes the whales angry so an especially large one eats you and the boat.

 

I wish for a semi-lit active (but not overly active) roleplay run by decent people with a good plot.

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Granted, but your light blinds most people and you end up lonely. (Taking cappella as the star 'capella')

 

I wish to get some actual sleep...

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Granted, but you end up falling asleep at work/school.

 

I wish that I could find something good to read.

Edited by Vixonstar

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Granted, but as soon as you open it, it blows up in your face! ohmy.gif

 

I wish I had black dragon wings (you know, like, attached to my back).

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Granted, but a faerie comes along and paints them...with transparent paint.

 

I wish I could get rid of my artist's block.

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