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Granted. It was snowing somewhere else on the planet already, though, so nothing happens.

 

I wish for a stuffed eel to complete my weird-sea-creature-plushie army.

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Granted, BUT a magic spell made the eel become alive, so it eats all your weird-sea-creature-plushie army.

 

I wish to stop procrastinating.

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Granted, now you have to do everthing the moment you recieve it. Oh, and here are all your homework assignments for the rest of the year. Good luck!

 

I wish teachers didn't cram a whole ton of work into a single week

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YESSSSS MAGICAL FLYING GULPER EEL PET. AWESOME.

I'm assuming it's a gulper eel if it can swallow my shark. That thing is over a meter long.

 

Granted. All of your assignments are due tomorrow now.

 

I wish for nothing.

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Granted, you now have absolutely nothing, not even a sense of self-worth.

 

I wish i had a chocolate rabbit.

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Granted, but then you lost them in a terrible storm.

 

I wish I had water on my desk.

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Granted, but it was orange juice instead.

 

I wish my mommy could make me some bacon right now.

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Granted... It's alive. Spooooooooky! O.o

 

I wish for a chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken

beefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeef.

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Granted but your chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken

beefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeef ends up dying and being cooked into a foul tasting soup.

 

I wish for my socks to stay on my feet instead of slipping off. tongue.gif

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Granted, but now your feet are sticky and start to smell.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

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Granted, with a massive blizzard!

 

I wish for a frog.

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Granted, but it's a poison dart frog

 

I wish I had a kitten

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Granted,

 

Now for some quick science!!!

 

Blue stars are the early stages of the short lived supermassive stars. These giants quickly burn through their fuel in only a few billion years, and eventually swell oit into red giants as their cores start fusing the helium that they had earlier produced into iron. Then they will eventually go supernova when the inward pressure of gravity finally exceeds the weight bering capacity of an atom. This explosion of energy is, of course, accompanied by the birth of a black hole.

 

However the earth is not affected by any of this because it was incinerated due to the fact that a blue star is many times the size of our own sun.

 

 

 

 

I wish for the game designers at Valve to learn the number three.

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Granted, but rule #1 does not like paradox wishes so yeah.

 

I wish my eye stopped itching.

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Granted, but rule #1 does not like paradox wishes so yeah.

 

I wish my eye stopped itching.

...Crap. I didn't see that. SORRY!

 

Granted, but your other eye started itching instead.

 

I wish I don't get in trouble for paradoxes...

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Granted, you're paradoxes are so powerful that they destroyed the AI that marks people as in trouble for creating paradoxes, and you get in trouble for frying the AI instead.

 

 

I wish for a team of Ninjas that were loyal only to me.

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Granted, but they are lazy and old. They cannot even protect you.

 

 

 

I wish for another wish that would give me another wish which would give me another wish.

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Granted, but eventually the wishes run out of energy to recopy themselves and they explode in a giant fireball.

 

I wish I could vaporize people with pure awesome.

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Granted, but you can't see your subjects, and you eventually get overthrown.

 

I wish I could draw awesomely. xd.png

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