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Granted, but a three year old eats them all and you are left with the angry mother.

I wish I had a working Android phone.

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Granted, but you owe money to the IRS and they confiscate it and hold it for ransom.

 

I wish I had a little Sheltie.

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You didn't make a wish, so the Sheltie doesn't like you either xd.png

 

 

I wish my %&$*#(&% dragons would PRODUCE EGGS. I need zombie fodder, you lazy lizards!

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Granted, but The Fourth Wall Does Not Protect You. They hear you planning to kill their eggs and murder you. They then live out the rest of their lives in peace and happiness and joy and stuff with their children. And they all lived happily ever after, except you, 'cause you died. ninja.gif'd.

The world explodes because of you. And that's just terrible

 

I wish I had cotton candy.

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Granted but I poisoned it xd.png

I wish I had a fluffy dog named Blackberry

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Granted. You no longer exist, even in other people's memories, because Blackberry has mad skillz.

 

I wish I had a shiny female Vulpix. Dx

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Granted, but for the life of you, once you have it, you can't remember what it is.

 

I wish teachers knew how to make interactive videos that require an intelligence over the age of a 5 year old.

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Granted, but it's news about something you did wrong, and now everybody thinks your a horrible person.

 

I wish for my nail polish to stop chipping.

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Granted, but it spontaneously combusts.

 

I wish for a wish corruption on the next post.

HA! IT'S A PARADOX, THERE'S NO ANSWER! x3

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Granted. Your brain is now baked rather than fried.

 

I wish my cat didn't just puke in my room. >.>

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Denied, but you get the pleasure of watching your cat step in her own barf. That look on it's face? Priceless!

 

I wish I had a cup of hot cocoa made with milk.

 

 

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Granted, but it's made with soiled milk and now you have strange lumps in your cocoa.

 

I wish to not be hungry anymore.

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Granted, but asjkfl is the code used in a society for following Socrates in his painful death, namely, by hemlock poinsoning.

 

I wish I had a kindle.

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Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish for a Kindel Fire.

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Granted, you aren't ninja-ed because you can't post.

 

I wish I had a new bike, cause mine is a pile of junk.

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granted but its missing several pieces, mainly, the handle bars, wheels, and all the nuts and bolts.

 

I wish I didn't have an anxiety disorder.

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Granted, now you fear nothing and incidentally go and jump off a cliff.

 

I wish I had something to eat right now.

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Granted. Here's your arm.

 

I wish there were Unicorns. With giant space lasers or something.

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Granted. You're the first person they attack, so you don't get to see them.

 

I wish for everything to be blue.

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