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Granted, but you fly so fast that you warp into an alternate reality of nothingness

 

I wish for it to be colder outside

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Granted! Congratulations, you have discovered absolute zero!

 

I wish I could be a griffin.

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Granted, you are now an insider in the Imprinted Sportswear Shows...have fun in Atlanta Ga!

 

I wish my cat was a dragon.

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Granted, but it was hunted down, and sold online. You didn't earn any of the money.

 

I wish I could fly

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Granted - you are now locked for life in a government testing facility.

 

I wish I was Doctor Who's girlfriend.

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Granted, I'm sure you'll be the most popular girl among the Whos down in Whoville. Watch out for the Grinch. ^.^

 

I wish I had a Keyblade

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Granted, but its the size of a toothpick

 

I wish I could beat this zelda game I'm playing. ohmy.gif

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Granted. Your reward for rescuing Zelda yet again is 20 rupees and no credits or after-scenes yaaaaaaay!

 

I wish for a new friend

 

EDIT ninja.gif 'd

 

Granted, but they're all empty shells

Edited by SaruxOtter

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Granted, but it's an egg and dies in an earthquake.

 

I wish for world peace! smile.gif

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Granted! The planet Earth is very at peace with itself. Humanity, on the other hand...

 

I wish I had some Coldstone Ice Cream.

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Granted, But you eat it too fast and get a serious brain freeze which renders you unable to speak and makes you drool. A lot.

 

~ I wish for some rainy rain. biggrin.gif

Edited by Catlover3288

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Granted, but kids shows are annoying.

 

I wish that I thought that I wished for something that I thought about Wishing.

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(huh? I was talking about some rain....That falls from the sky. ..>.<)

 

Granted, but your wish makes your mind go crazy and you spend the rest of your life in an asylum.

 

I wish for some choco chip cookies.

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Granted, but the complexity of your wish puts your brain in an eternal lobotomizing thought loop.

Hahaha, ninja'd - and great minds think alike! wink.gif

 

Granted, but the choco chips are actually chalk-o chips, they taste terrible and wash away in your rainy rain.

 

I wish I would stop drooling.

Edited by jerusha

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Granted, you have no saliva left in your mouth and cannot eat anything.

 

I wish I was Flandre Scarlet.

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Granted, But now you have a horrible dry mouth which has made your tongue all flaky and nasty.

 

ninja.gif 'd

Granted, but you are all alone in an anime world.

 

I wish for a gas mask that fits me and isn't in horrible shape and is indestructible.

Edited by Catlover3288

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Granted - one gas-filled mask, indestructible and in perfect shape, now affixed to your face.

 

 

I wish somebody else would make me dinner.

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Granted, but it's made by somebody who hates you and it's filled with knives,dirt, and poisonous toxins that are emitting a horrible fume. biggrin.gif

 

I wish for tattoos to be illegal.

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Granted, but you just tattooed yourself so cops come and arrest you. tongue.gif

 

I wish for a Silver Tinsel and a Night Fury.

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Granted, but the two fall in love and run away (From you).

 

I wish for my Wii to stop making an annoying buzzing sound. >:o

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Granted. Now it's 115 degrees, every single day, for six months straight.

 

I wish it wasn't 115 degrees outside.

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Granted. It is now the Ice Age...again. It's so cold you get hypothermia and your toes fall off.

 

I wish I could go take a nap.

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Granted, but now you have insomnia so you can't get to sleep.

 

I wish my Antarctic Condo was moved to Maui.

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