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Granted, but as soon as you get in, the chocolate hardens and you can't get out. You can't eat your way out either because your arms are stuck and you can't reach.

 

I wish I knew if Heaven and...the other place have a restraining order against me.

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Granted you find out but than you have amnesia and never remember again.

 

I wish i had a tractor

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Granted! But what's this? You're climate kills them, and they shrivel up on your floor into grey things that look slightly like diseased bat guano.

 

I wish I had foods. Not to eat, but to look at.

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Granted, but then you have absolutely nothing to eat ever again.

 

I wish Yusei and I could be friends (he hates me).

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Granted, but every single one of them is absolutely horrible at roleplaying and spams your board with inanities and leetspeak.

 

I wish I wasn't sunburned. D:

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Granted, but well.... I can't make people hurt in my corruptions. Hmmmm.... Granted, but you somehow start thinking that you are GLaDOS.

 

I wish "Still Alive" was as good as it is, but BETTER.

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Granted. It stays as it is. Its a great song why would you want to change it?

 

I wish for a potato battery, like the one that had GLaDOS in it, but never had GLaDOS in it.

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Granted, but as you pick it up, it grows a mouth and bites your hands off. Whoopsies! Forgot to disarm the automatic self-defending thing! Oh well, I'll remember next time.

 

I wish for a maths teacher that doesn't annoy me to heck (like my current one).

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Granted, but it turns out your new math teacher is a Fury and she wants to kill you.

 

I wish this video was longer.

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Granted, but it already is.

 

I wish spring lasted the entire year.

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Granted, the days become longer thus your break is longer but so are the school days when you get back to school xd.png yay 10 hour school days!

 

I wish I had a pet kitten

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Granted, but the kitten asexually multiplies like a cell and soon the world is flooded with kittens.

 

I wish that would stop, for the sake of Humanity

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Granted

 

interpreting vague word 'that' as the sun.

 

 

 

I wish i had a 3ds that wouldn't break or be stolen, nor woulld any games i already have

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Granted

 

But the day after you get it nintendo comes out with a 4ds that has a projection screen

 

I wish this writers block would go away.

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Granted, but you can only write in an ancient dialect of Chinese from a near extinct tribe, which only twenty other people in the world can understand.

 

I wish August had 75 days.

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Granted, but the month of your birthday is replaced by the 75 days of August.

 

I wish my kitten would quit attacking my toes.

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Granted, but he/she starts attacking yor face now.

I wish for a Xaldin plushie!

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Granted, but I just reset you like in The Adjustment Bureau

 

I wish I could move to Maui!

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