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Granted, but it had to go somewhere and you were the closest......

 

I wish I had a slushie machine in my bedroom.

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Granted. You're a homeless person that sleeps in the 7-11 at night.

 

I wish for an end to world hunger. (Now whoever corrupts it will look like a jerk xd.png ))

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Granted, but I don't look like a jerk

 

I wish that I had money for college

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Granted, off to the (free) Community college.

 

I wish that the words box didn't rhyme with a certain word, and that when I'm tiepin like dis it didn't autocorrect and change it.

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Granted, he becomes such a goody-two shoes your mom gives him extra dessert while you're sent to your room, grounded.

 

I wish my sick fish would be healthy.

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Granted, there is now a bowl of vegetables in your fish tank.

 

I wish my puffer fish didn't bite me when I fed him.

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Granted instead he murders puppies and leaves them in your room.

 

I wish i had a puffer fish

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Granted, it's a gigantic one that impales you when he puffs up.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

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Granted, you become dumber.

 

I wish I had a bag of spicy shrimp crackers.

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Granted but the bag is a made of steel and you cant open it.

 

I wish i had a candy bar

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Granted, they're so spicy you can't rid your mouth of its super spicy taste. Even if you try water and sugar.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

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Granted, but the kitten is the next incarnation of Satan. He eats your soul.

 

I wish mudkip had been named mudlick.

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Granted, mudlick is full of mud, and he licks you. He also had weaker attacks now, and is below magikarp. No one likes mudlick.

 

I wish I could win the lottery.

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Granted you win the lottery.... to be stoned to death.

 

 

I wish i had a nice magic fairy

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Granted, this nice magic fairy becomes corrupted and flies after you trying to blast you with a dark magic laser.

 

I wish I was Flandre Scarlet.

 

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Granted, but someone poisons you and you revert back to your regular self

 

I wish i had a kitten

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Granted, but the kitten is a witch, and she takes all your life to switch back(Ref: Irish Legend)

 

I wish for a territory the size of a town. If you can't corrupt that, I wish it was spring all year.

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Granted. It does stay spring all year, but you suffer from terribly hayfever.

 

I wish that I had a nyan cat.

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Granted, but it annoys you, and when you put it a soundproof foot-thick walled box, The box explodes in horrble sound.

 

I wish I had a squeak.

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Granted, but it will make you really annoyed.

 

 

I wish I could shapeshift.

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granted, but it's the Iphone -100000: an Abacus.

 

I wish for that lightbulb to destroy us with all the vaccum energy.

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Granted, but now you're dead.

 

I wish I could control water.

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