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Granted, but you fall asleep so peacefully and look so serene no one will wake you up and you sleep through breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

I wish I had a 200 gallon fish tank.

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Granted, but they have 8 inch stiletto heels and you can't walk in them.

(Technically, that's not corrupted at all)

 

 

 

Granted. (drops it on your head full of water and upside down)

 

 

 

I wish StormBirdRising could breathe underwater (they might be needing that.)

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Granted, but they are all Nyan Cats, and now you can't get that song out of your head.

 

I wish I had good gaming rig.

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Granted, but now all you want to do is play games and you are so impressed with the new gaming rig that you don't want to do anything else, not even eat or sleep.

 

I wish I had a dozen fluffy down pillows.

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Granted, *Exactly one million male deer come storming into your neighbourhood*

 

I wish I could find my portfolio.

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Granted. You get into the crummiest college ever!

 

I wish Jacksepticeye would stop being so loud.

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Granted, but now he has drill so he can express his anger towards his voice box being stolen.

 

I wish birds could talk.

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Granted, but every 10 words they say, 11 are cuss words

 

 

I wish I could drink soda

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Granted, they are basically worthless, as all media is on expensive tablets now.

 

 

I wish that the kindle had never been invented.

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Granted, but the Kindle has never been invented because Al Gore never invented the internet, so there are no smart phones, no dragon caves, no on line games, no on line anything and you have nothing to do but read paperbacks and watch TV.

 

I wish I had a pet cockroach, trained to my commands, the size of the Queen Mary.

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Granted, sadly, PETA came knocking accusing you of animal cruelty for training your cockroach to do your bidding.

 

I wish I could find that pack of beef jerky I bought yesterday...

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Granted, but it's shredded to pieces by rats hiding inside your closet.

 

I wish America would get the same cool stuffs that Japan has.

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granted but you also get the weird and horrable ones too

 

i wish to go to disnay land and have fun

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Granted.

 

Of course, you can't help but think that something's off. None of the staff are cheerful in the slightest, the streets are unwashed, the rides are barely functional, and the people in the mascot costumes seem to be staying uncomfortably close to the children.

And then you realize that Disnay land is most definitely not Disney land.

Spelling is important folks!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 1000000 American standard US dollars.

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granted

 

but some one steals that money

(damn my spelling xd.png)

 

i wish i had the best phone in the world

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Granted, but sorry, you're stuck with that phone now! Don't come crying when a new, better one is released. After all, it's just the best phone in the world now-- not later on.

 

I wish I could trade common eggs for CB Golds!

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Granted, but those common eggs you traded are now worth as much as CB golds, and CB golds are worth nothing.

 

I wish my house stayed clean.

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Granted. It get's irradiated, preventing the growth of bacteria, fungus, and living tissue, ensuring that nothing will ever dirty it again.

 

 

I wish for the decommissioning of all nuclear weaponry.

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granted but everyone died from illness

 

i wish i could stop time anytime and unstop it

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