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Granted, but you can't control them and crash into McDonald's, landing in the oven.

I wish I could sleep!

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Granted, but you sleep through the day that golds and silvers rained down in the cave for 24 hours.

 

I wish I had a CB magma.

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Granted-- but too bad-- it's a little faulty. Whenever you turn the grill on, it erupts into flames and torches all of your food.

 

I wish I could shapeshift!

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Granted, but you can't control it and you keep scaring people by shifting into a magma.

 

I wish I had my own swimming pool.

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Granted, but you cannot beat the next boss

 

 

I wish I had someone to play Smash with

 

 

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Granted. But they main dong and wipe the floor with you every single time.

 

I wish for unfathomable riches!

 

 

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Granted. But water becomes your cryptonite.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

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Granted, but now you are spending all of your time wishing and wishing.

 

I wish for a magma that would always give me an egg.

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Everything is very peaceful now... but that may or may not be because humans no longer seem to exist.

 

I wish I had more comfortable dress clothes.

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Granted, but now they are the only type of clothes you have.

 

I wish I had motivation to do my homework.

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You have your motivation to do homework - an intense, burning desire that can never fully be satisfied. You are now constantly wanting more homework.

 

I wish I could sing in tune.

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Granted, but you can only sing one song.

 

It is the song that never ends.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Xenoblade chronicles X was out already.

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Granted but it costs a billion dollars

 

 

I wish I didn't have to study

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Granted. You get 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars.

 

I wish for a time machine.

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Granted, but it can only move in 5 second bursts, and takes 5 seconds to charge.

And then there is the obvious problem of moving back in time over such a small interval would obviously mean that it would arrive intersecting with itself on the atomic level, which would cause a catastrophic explosion, followed by the paradox of how did it travel back to destroy itself if it was already destroyed by itself.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly without crashing

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Granted, you don't have to go to school because you are dead

 

 

I wish I had infinite Coke

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Granted, but the order got mixed up and now you have hundreds of cases of Pepsi.

 

I wish I could get some of the lunar eggs without misclicking and getting things I don't want.

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