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Granted, but you never find rares ever again >:D

 

I wish I remembered to wish for something the first time I posted this

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Granted,but somebody takes over your body and controls gravity instead of you.

 

I wish all my wishes would come true without being corrupted.

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Granted, but that does not happen in this game. So, it gets corrupted

 

I wish I had all the time I wanted in the morning to visit the forums

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Granted but you bite your tongue everytime so you just decide to do a self-removal of the teeth.

 

I wish this wish to get corrupted!

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Granted. It's not a wish, it's a wash.

 

I wish that path light put more energy into their corruptions.

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Unfortunately, robot-making today is not good enough to create true intelligence

 

I wish I was good at TF2

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Granted, you get so good at TF2 it stops being fun

 

 

I wish I was not sleepy

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Granted but you sleep every time

 

I wish Esko_the_Wolf stopped killing me

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Granted, but it only lasts once. Next time you step in a thread like that, you are killed

 

I wish I was nit so tired

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Granted,but now everyone around you is tired while you're energetic so you get bored.

 

I wish I woudn't have math class today.

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Granted, but now you fall asleep at exactly 9 PM and wake up exactly at 6 AM. Without your control.

 

I wish I would no longer spill my coffee when I'm walking from kitchen to my room.

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Granted but your phone is slower

 

I wish I can growl and roar

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Granted,but someone else roars more powerful and everyone is paying attention to that person.

 

I wish I could find my eraser xc

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Granted but you failed

 

I wish I can growl and slash Esko_the_Wolf with my claws

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Granted, slash and growl at him to your heart's content. Too bad he's completely invulnerable to injuries and pain.

 

 

 

I wish I was in the U.S. already

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Granted,but it is venomous and it bites you.

 

I wish my parents would stop putting photos with me on Facebook XC

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Granted, but now they post lots of embarrassing videos with you on YouTube and those go viral.

 

I wish I didn't have any homework right now.

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Granted, you don't have any homework right now, but you'll have infinite amounts of homework starting tomorrow

 

 

 

I wish I had something non-harmful to do

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Granted, but now you must do that for eternity!!!!! wacko.gifblink.gif

 

I wish I could swear out loud because I can't swear at all because they won't come out of my mouth.

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Granted but a dinosaur growled at you

 

I wish I can growl and roar at Valvatorez

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