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Granted but you have a sore throat so can't even roar tongue.gif

 

 

I wish I could telly-port so i don't need a car... biggrin.gif

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Granted but you had a car

 

I wish Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 can breathe fire

Edited by Path Light

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Granted, but it only breathes fire when no one is around.

 

I wish I had a bunny rabbit.

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Granted but you have a toy dog instead

 

I wish Red Eyes Black Dragon #1258 can growl

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Granted but its head asplodes as soon as it growls.

 

 

I wish I was an ice fairy.

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Granted, you are a lovely Ice fairy.

 

Sculpture, that is, an Ice sculpture of a fairy.

 

In the Sahara desert.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for the power to safely fly and land at will.

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Granted but you crash

 

I wish I can roar

Edited by Path Light

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Granted but you saw the present

 

I wish I was the Tyrannosaurus Rex growling and roaring

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Granted, they are real, friendly and invisible. They also live completely isolated.

 

 

I wish I was the strongest fairy.

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Granted, but you are the only fairy and very weak. Don't worry-that still makes you the strongest fairy.

 

I wish whoever grants this wish would find five dollars on the floor.

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Granted, but I use the said five dollars to (somehow) hire a hitman to kill you.

 

 

I wish this wish was not corrupted

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Granted, but you trip and break your neck in a completely unrelated accident.

 

I wish I had a cookie to just have, not eat.

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Granted. It's a cookie made of lithium and tarnishes nearly immediately.

 

I wish that Path Light would get one of their wishes so they would stop answering wishes without truly granting them.

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Granted, but he still does not know how to properly play this game.

 

 

 

I wish for someone to grant this wish.

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Granted, but nothing happens and you are left with a sad feeling.

 

I wish that Yu-Gi-Oh would disappear into the voids of space forever and never return, even if this kills me.

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Granted, but you are arrested for causing everyone who liked it to kill themselves and are punished with an eternity of torture.

 

I wish I could have a neglected dragon.

Edited by Draconiusultamius

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Granted, but DPS (dragon protective services) takes away all your dragons due to neglect and arrests you.

 

I wish to be able to control muffins.

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Granted, but then you have no control of bagels whatsoever, and they launch a rebellion against your muffins

 

I wish I could win a CB Prize

 

(Don't we all? xd.png)

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Granted, but you forget about your CB Prize once it hatches, and it runs out of time, and revival fails.

 

I wish to actually be a Pillow Dragon.

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Granted, you are now a non aware cluster of data that is a pillow dragon.

 

 

I wish I was a ninja

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Granted, after roaring once you permanently lose the ability

 

 

 

I wish I could wipe out anyone I wanted to (except for myself that is)

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Granted, but you wipe Mother Earth herself. You have no safe place to stay, so you die

 

I wish I could teleport my instrument into band class when I forget it

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