Corrupt-A-Wish

[PenguinOfPwn]

Granted, but te mere sight of it's awesomeness crashes your computer every time you open dc.

 

I wish for Immunity to grounding.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but you got a penalty.

 

I wish for dry ice in a coke bottle.

[SaruxOtter]

Granted but it disintegrates into thin air

 

I wish OrbiterSpore would be abducted by aliens

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but the aliens end up fullfilling OS's wish of having a dragon, and it mistakes you for a meal. OwO

 

I wish for three more wishes!

[Lagie]

Granted, but they come with a one second time limit.

 

I wish for brownies.

[Ælex]

You get brownies... the wrong kind of brownies.

 

I wish I had a jetpack.

Edited April 1, 2011 by Ælex

[Trinity.]

Granted, but it has no fuel

 

I wish for a puppy

[Ælex]

Granted, but its rabid.

 

I wish for a wish.

[Shalarean]

Granted, you just wasted that wish.

 

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.

[Ælex]

Granted, you get a headache instead.

 

I wish I didn't like the person above me's avatar so much.

[CowlRaven]

Granted, but you hate it so much you destroy your computer and have no way to get another one.

 

I wish this wish was a wish that wished for wishes that wished for wishy wishes to wish that this wish was a wishy washy wish. Wish.

[Ælex]

Granted. You cause a paradox of epic proportions which opens a mini black hole and sends you into the void.

 

I wish for nothing.

 

[CowlRaven]

Granted.

 

I wish for cake.

[Ælex]

Granted. It was a lie.

 

I wish for a сarrot.

[Durppie]

Granted, it gets eaten by a rabbit.

I wish for flood control.

Edited April 1, 2011 by Durppie

[Shalarean]

Granted, but it's only for the toilet flood.

 

I wish I could take a nap.

[Durppie]

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish ...... for a fish!

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but as soon as you turn into your Mint form you end up eating it.

 

I wish that i wasn't a troll because of this headache.

[Durppie]

Granted, you're a troll face.

Yay! The fish was tasty!

 

I wish for .... another fish!

[Evangeline]

Granted, but when you get it the fishbowl breaks and it falls into a river and swims away.

 

I wish for a bag of skittles.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but they have trollfaces on it.

 

I wish for a ride on SpaceShipOne or Two.

[-platinum-draco-]

Granted. Then they explode and you suffocate in space. Have a nice day ^^.

 

I wish the week had another day.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it eradicates FRIDAY.

 

I wish for going 4 hours into the future.

[canisxlupus]

Granted but then your clock explodes.

 

I wish I had a pony

[Shalarean]

Granted it's stuffed.

 

I wish my gold dragons would breed a gold egg for me, while I had an empty space on my scroll, and it doesn't get sick or die.