Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mirhana]

Granted. It tastes so delicious that it is hunted to extinction a week after its discovery.

 

I wish I could make my favourite Dragcave dragon reality.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but your dragon is confiscated by the government because you didn't get a license for it ( and it was eating a few people also)

 

I wish I had some homing pigeons.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Granted, but they got eaten on their way home.

 

I wish positronic robots (Isacc Asimov's three laws robots) existed.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the world is not ready for them and Bladerunner's are hired to hunt them down and destroy them.

 

I wish I could breed a beautiful new orchid.

 

 

[Windra]

Granted, but said 'orchid' will wilt away within a day. Oh well. Better luck next time, right?

 

I wish I could really make all my eggs gold.

[Cloudwing]

Granted, but they're solid gold and will never hatch.

 

I wish I didn't have allergies

[Fightandspawn]

Granted, but pollen is attracted to you like a magnet and you still sneeze because it gets in your nose.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Edited October 1, 2016 by Fightandspawn

[Felixr2]

Granted, but now you can only breathe underwater, you don't have lungs anymore, just gills.

 

I wish I won life.

[flockof-doves]

granted, but the machine you won life on costs a lot of tokens

 

i wish mcr was back

[Zeditha]

It's back, but it's so much worse than before that it's almost a mockery of the original.

 

I wish I could have a custom member title.

[flockof-doves]

Granted, but your title would be "official timmy turner"

 

I wish I had $100,000

[Pilauli]

Granted, but the tax people want to know how you got it and eventually (after a lengthy investigation) decide you stole it.

 

I wish I had more room for growing dragons on my scroll.

[Naraku]

Granted, but you are not allowed to have non-dragon creatures on your scroll anymore. All creatures must be removed from your scroll before this Friday. Including that leetle tree you can't get rid of. Hmm... good luck with that.

 

I wish I have a CB Spriter Alt.

[Stellalunastorm]

Granted, but it only appears for one hour out of the day

 

I wish I had unlimited egg slots

[LuckyKitty]

12 minutes ago, Stellalunastorm said:

Granted, but it only appears for one hour out of the day

 

I wish I had unlimited egg slots

Granted, but all eggs past the normal egg limit start out sick when first laid/stolen and can get sick again extremely easily.

 

I wish I could communicate telepathically with my pet cats.

 

 

[Stellalunastorm]

Granted, but now you hear all their plots to murder you and get all the details everytime they lick their butts

 

I wish I could fly

Edited August 16, 2018 by Stellalunastorm

[Naraku]

Granted. You can fly by flapping your arms, however it requires a lot of energy. Gets tiring very quickly.

 

I wish I can be more patient

[Zeditha]

Granted. You are so patient that you outlasted the universe.

 

I wish I could have a real life dragon

[Naraku]

Granted. You may have your very own real life dragon for 1 second... Oh wait it's gone already.

 

I wish I have a dime

Edited September 28, 2018 by Naraku

[Vict]

Granted. You have a very dirty and bent dime.

 

I wish I eat an apple pie.

[Ruffledfeathers]

Granted, but it’s quite undercooked.

 

I wish time travel existed.

[Pilauli]

Granted, but paradoxes are very dangerous.

 

I wish students didn't have to do homework.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted,but  now the school day has been extended until night time

 

I wish I had the best hot chocolate

[Lovecats]

Granted, but now a whole continent has to be enslaved to make the perfect cocoa.

 

I wish I had more energy.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Granted, you get electrocuted  by the surge of power and three letter word starting with d that is not dog

I wish for a REAL pokemon