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Every morning Flower sings her ABC's backwards while dancing the funky chicken before breakfast.

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Orbiter is actually an alien mouse obsessed with Earth's annihilation.

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Kanaye is creating a new spore for OS to orbit.

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Daughter Dearest is building a spacecraft in her backyard with plans to fly to Mars next week. Edited by Lagie

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Pika_Oi is one of the minions hard at work on Sora's banana plantation.

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Mother burned that plantation down, I thought...

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I did? unsure.gif I thought that was you? I know you had the matches.

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But it was you who had the lighter that was found near the ashes.

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Those ashes were from your pet phoenix and you know it!

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No, they were the ashes of your nuclear bomb. Get your story straight!

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My story's never straight, but that's hardly a baseless lie. The baseless lie is that Daughter Dearest insisted on my buying her that nuclear bomb for Christmas.

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Again, with the lies. It was a birthday present you and one of my fathers picked out.

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Lies, lies, and more lies. You know you asked that father for the complete My Little Pony set.

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Yeah, well, YOU bought me the MLP Glue Factory to complete my collection.

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Only because I couldn't find you the complete signed first edition Twilight boxed set you'd asked me for.

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Did not! tongue.gif Um, erm... *settles*

Daughter Dearest ate every report card from fifth grade through ninth so i wouldn't have to see them.

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If you'd been doing your job as a teacher, Mother, you would have already seen them. tongue.gif

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Ah, but you weren't at the school where I was teaching (couldn't afford to send you there...).

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So it's your fault that I'm illiterate, then. Got it.

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Oh, um, well. Guess you must have gotten that extra education... elsewhere... unsure.gif

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