Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[OnABadBet]

Pinkie would rather cuddle an earthworm than a puppy.

[flower1818]

OnABadBet once killed a person using their right thumb

[Kanaye]

Every morning Flower sings her ABC's backwards while dancing the funky chicken before breakfast.

[OrbiterSpore]

Kanaye is secretly planning to destroy the Moon.

[Kanaye]

Orbiter is actually an alien mouse obsessed with Earth's annihilation.

[blackdragon71]

Kanaye is creating a new spore for OS to orbit.

[Lagie]

Daughter Dearest is building a spacecraft in her backyard with plans to fly to Mars next week. Edited March 25, 2012 by Lagie

[gyiyg]

Lagie lives inside a perpetually burning submarine.

[Lagie]

Pika_Oi is one of the minions hard at work on Sora's banana plantation.

[blackdragon71]

Mother burned that plantation down, I thought...

[Lagie]

I did? I thought that was you? I know you had the matches.

[blackdragon71]

But it was you who had the lighter that was found near the ashes.

[Lagie]

Those ashes were from your pet phoenix and you know it!

[blackdragon71]

No, they were the ashes of your nuclear bomb. Get your story straight!

[Lagie]

My story's never straight, but that's hardly a baseless lie. The baseless lie is that Daughter Dearest insisted on my buying her that nuclear bomb for Christmas.

[blackdragon71]

Again, with the lies. It was a birthday present you and one of my fathers picked out.

[Lagie]

Lies, lies, and more lies. You know you asked that father for the complete My Little Pony set.

[blackdragon71]

Yeah, well, YOU bought me the MLP Glue Factory to complete my collection.

[Lagie]

Only because I couldn't find you the complete signed first edition Twilight boxed set you'd asked me for.

[blackdragon71]

You probably hid it in your hope chest.

[Lagie]

Did not! Um, erm... *settles*

Daughter Dearest ate every report card from fifth grade through ninth so i wouldn't have to see them.

[blackdragon71]

If you'd been doing your job as a teacher, Mother, you would have already seen them.

[Lagie]

Ah, but you weren't at the school where I was teaching (couldn't afford to send you there...).

[blackdragon71]

So it's your fault that I'm illiterate, then. Got it.

[Lagie]

Oh, um, well. Guess you must have gotten that extra education... elsewhere...