Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Naraku]

Andromen is an undercover cop.

[PAPotato]

Naraku is a dirty onion.

[Lagie]

PAPotato is allergic to potatoes.

[Reshiram5875]

Lagie secretly hates dogs

[RainbowTheAlbinoServal]

Reshiram5875 is not a reshiram.

[Sesshomaru]

RainbowTheAlbinoServal is not actually Vietnamese.

[Aqub]

Sesshomaru pronounces GIF incorrectly.

[Tiira]

Aqub has the habit of singing on the roof. Loudly. At night.

[Confused Cat]

Varislapsi puts grated cheese in her coffee.

[subwoofer]

Confused Cat doesn't really live in Switzerland, they just wish they did.

[Aqub]

Subwoofer wears their socks on inside-out.

[subwoofer]

Aqub hates pizza more than anything.

[Tiira]

Subwoofer said that because of personal reasons: they don't have any pizza in the house themselves. Now that is something to hate more than anything.

[Aqub]

Varislapsi lives in a treehouse in her parents' backyard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Aqub kills her pgymy hatchlings, turns them into jewelry by drying them and coating them with resin or metal, and sells them to unsuspecting dragon fans.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a full moon phobia.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie thinks I'm a werewolf and I'll come scratching on her door one night instead of her dog.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a waddling penguin in disguise.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie secretly has a disco ballroom attached to her house, as authentic to the 1970s as anything you've ever seen. But not soundproof... which is why she has an ongoing feud with the food truck owner.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly a puffle from club penguin planning world domination

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight knows too much and will disappear quietly some time in the near future while searching the Volcano biodome for eggs. A Hellfire dragon is calling for a taxi.

Edited March 22, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise lives in a bunker under their parents' house.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That would be an improvement. 

 

Lagie's Mints are really miniaturized Green Dragons and one day she'll have them all cast Earthquake simultaneously.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise secretly enjoys pouring mayonnaise into their morning coffee everyday for that rich energy boost.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TPABM doesn't actually love cats at all. Just tolerates them, because so many moved in and took over. Gets outvoted by cat committee on just about every issue.