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YEAH MEAN *sounds of drums* YEAH MAN YEAH *beat* YEAH *beat* YEAH *beat* EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR *crowd cheers* *beat* hey man

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LE MIDGET STILL LOST IN A MAZE BY THE END OF THIS MILENNIUM = LE PIXELS

 

(no offence to midgets, it was an inside joke and has nothing to do with real midgets.)

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(I wanted to put nothing but I have to enter a message to post. Yeah, I don't have anything in my Copypaste Memory :l)

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*insert moderator application here*

I don't really want everyone seeing this, so you'll have to use your imaginations tongue.gif

 

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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;

Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses

Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

 

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

A singular development of cat communications

That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

 

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;

You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.

And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,

It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

 

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display

Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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Hello ladies. Look at your time machine, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours is not mine. But if you stopped thinking of time as a linear progression of cause and effect, and more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, it could seem more like mine. Look down, look back up. Where are you? You're in the time machine your time machine could be like. What's in your hand? I've got it. It's that psychic paper pretending to be tickets to that thing you love. Anything is possible when you can travel anywhere in time and space. I'm in a tardis.

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In a ludicrous statement on MSNBC, Sandra Fluke equates birth control pills to leukemia treatment.

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Lucius: Honey?

Honey: What?

Lucius: Where's my super suit?

Honey: What?

Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?

Honey: I, uh, put it away.

[helicopter explodes outside]

Lucius: *Where*?

Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?

Lucius: I need it!

[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]

Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Lucius: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

 

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*applauds previous post* I LOVE that scene xd.png

 

BLUE: Jewel (Mysfytt) TO BE CONFIRMEDuser posted image

Edited by Rarek

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