The 12 Trades of Christmas

[jerusha]

To be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

 

 

 

So the first thing I tried to trade for a Holly,

Was an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 2nd thing I tried to trade for a Holly:

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 3rd thing I tried to trade for a Holly:

Three Trio eggs,

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 4th thing I tried to trade for a Holly:

Four low-gen Dorkface,

Three Trio eggs,

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 5th thing I wanted to trade for a Holly:

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 6th thing I hoped to trade for a Holly:

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 7th thing I begged to trade for a Holly:

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 8th thing I pleaded to trade for a Holly:

Eight Pinks 'fluencing,

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 9th thing I'm desperate to trade for a Holly:

Nine Reds a-warming,

Eight Pinks 'fluencing,

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 10th thing I'd kill to trade for a Holly:

Ten 'Feesh a-splashing,

Nine Reds a-warming,

Eight Pinks 'fluencing,

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 11th thing, God help me, to trade for a Holly:

Eleven Magi 'porting,

Ten 'Feesh a-splashing,

Nine Reds a-warming,

Eight Pinks 'fluencing,

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliinnnngggggssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breed.

 

The 12th thing please won't someone just shoot me?

Twelve Greens a-quaking,

Eleven Magi 'porting,

Ten 'Feesh a-splashing,

Nine Reds a-warming,

Eight Pinks 'fluencing,

Seven Silvers glowing,

Six black alt hatchies,

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Gold Hatchliiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggsssssssssssss,

Four low-gen Dorkface

Three Trio eggs

Two Thuweds

And an IOU of something I can breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

 

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

Edited December 24, 2010 by jerusha

[LightningRip]

Epicness.

[GoldenPhoenix]

That is WIN!

[Diamond]

EPIC.

 

You win an internet.

[Nieske]

You made my day

[arabian sparkle]

AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Like my sig?

[dragongrrl]

This should be the official Dragcave Holiday Song! Brilliant!!!

[Alegra]

This is awesome

[DeathDymin]

  This should be the official Dragcave Holiday Song!  Brilliant!!! 

I agree with this and all the above, Wonderful

Made my Christmas, Thank you Merry Christmas.

Edited December 24, 2010 by DeathDymin

[eggy]

The 12th thing please won't someone just shoot me?

This was my favorite part in the song.

I can relate.

So much.

*_*

[Lizzyluna]

Where's the Like button?

[Nymue]

Really great. I wish I had a holly just to gift an egg for this song. Total epic win.

[Mustangs44]

You win everything.

Best thing I've read this year, for sure.

This needs to go in some kind of DC hall of fame. >u>

[Alaune]

Am I the only one who sang this??

[Imay]

This is just BEAUTIFUL

 

Merry Christmas to u all

[Quinney]

Excellent! I sang it too, and I hope it gets you a Holly!

[Felischia]

Am I the only one who sang this??

I did.

 

Thank you. It made me laugh a couple of times. Merry Christmas!

 

[yieldy]

I laughed so hard on this Thank you and Marry Christmas all!

[connatay]

someone should gift you a holly for this *looks at people who have hollys*

Edited December 24, 2010 by connatay

[hmarjolijn]

I love it, best chrimassong this year.

 

I sang it too, hope it will bring you luck on holly catching!

[Caius]

Nice going. Though, I don't know how the song goes, so I cannot try to sing it. :C

[jerusha]

I'm glad you enjoyed it, everyone

 

While I do hope for a holly, I wrote it just for fun!

 

(And for anyone who doesn't know how the song goes, you can try doing a search on YouTube for "The 12 Days of Christmas" - you'll probably get *plenty* of results, heh.)

 

 

I only wish there'd been space in the song to squeeze in all the dino/paper/chicken/cheese offers

 

 

[Indelicately]

Aha this is awesomesauce.

[Syphoneira]

I'm hoping the carollers pick up on this - I'd LOVE to hear it sung door to door, lol.

 

Thanks for writing and sharing this!

[darkangel787]

Hurrdurr.

I came up with something with Jingle Bells. Was gonna post it when I saw this.

 

 

Well, nice song anyhow! ^^ Maybe I'll post mine...