Posted September 29, 2011 I'll come and collect you once it's calmed down from the initial infection. I've had a few flying lessons.... I'll be able to breed bugs for vittles. Not exactly prime roast, but a good source of protein that's easier to raise. Don't have any skills besides that. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 5, 2011 Physical: B Mental: C Experience: F Emotional: D Total: A 8D I think the horse question helped... I don't own a horse, but I'd run to the riding centre and get on a school horse. x3 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) Physical: A Mental: B Experience: B Emotional: F "Your mantra is, 'Numbness is the path to survival.'" o.o; Total: Z+ At least I know I'll survive. I think leaving my friend to die when they were injured did my emotional score in. >.> Not sure if you're still taking applications for the castle, but I'd like to submit three. My brother can teach self-defense (against other survivors looking to take over our good locale). The two of us are trained in First-Aid (and CPR), and he's a lifeguard (in case anyone falls into the moat). I'm an herbalist, would be useful to develop home-remedy medicines. My girlfriend knows her way around guns. And the three of us are trained for wilderness survival... and we have a stockpile of water and food already. Though as a back up plan (and assuming air travel is nill) the concert + metal of the garage below our place might prove the best defensible place if we're fortifying in this area. Edited October 5, 2011 by Coyote Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) I've heard of the 2012 Zombie Acolpyse (... Can't spell...), and I'm here to rant about it. Terribly sorry if there already is a topic about this. I saw Laurent's thread, but this is about next years attack, if you think it'll happen, or just wanna rant 'bout it. -- I doubt the deceased will rise from graveyards and have a hunger for flesh. There is more than likely chance dragons will start appearing in our world. Seriously, flesh-eating dead people? Ripping their heads off? Where did this start? Seriously, *rant, rant, rant* It won't happen. Also, since I'm Christian: God would never do this to us. Why would be destroy the world he created? Why would he end our lives painfully? Why would he just stop everything when it has become so beautiful? *cough* I meant nature *cough* Edited October 6, 2011 by DragonGirl10188 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 ... Do you really think anyone seriously expects a zombie apocalypse? However, the idea of the dead rising and feasting on the living apparently goes back to Epic of Gilgamesh. At least according to Wikipedia. I will knock down the Gates of the Netherworld, I will smash the door posts, and leave the doors flat down, and will let the dead go up to eat the living! And the dead will outnumber the living! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 Also, since I'm Christian: God would never do this to us. Why would be destroy the world he created? Why would he end our lives painfully? Why would he just stop everything when it has become so beautiful? *cough* I meant nature *cough* Go read Revelations. Seriously. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 Also, since I'm Christian: God would never do this to us. Why would be destroy the world he created? Why would he end our lives painfully? Why would he just stop everything when it has become so beautiful? *cough* I meant nature *cough* Well, after he realised what a mess Humanity had made of the world He flooded it and started again. If just praying to false gods is enough to make Him want to start over, I think He'd happily just scrub the lot and put Humans in the file labelled 'Mistakes Never To Be Repeated' and start again with butterflies. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 I think He'd happily just scrub the lot and put Humans in the file labelled 'Mistakes Never To Be Repeated' and start again with butterflies. If butterflies become the dominant species of the world, would there be a ZOMBIE BUTTERFLY APOCALYPSE!? D: PS, God doesn't need to end the world. Sun ain't gonna burn forever. Of course, there may not even be life left on the planet by the time the sun starts to expand and fry everything in its path anyway... but the world will end. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 Of course, there may not even be life left on the planet by the time the sun starts to expand and fry everything in its path anyway... but the world will end. Cooked zombies? Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 ... Do you really think anyone seriously expects a zombie apocalypse? I am a strong believer in the zombie apocalypse and am eagerly awaiting the day when our undead overlords come to eat our flesh. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) I don't believe it... I don't want to be eaten. Can't you just wait until a zombie movie comes out instead, St.Jimmy??? I mean first someone needs to find a potion to bring people from the dead, then we can think about that... Now is now... I want to die first THEN have a zombie apocalypse Edited October 6, 2011 by dr.bieber229 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 6, 2011 I am a strong believer in the zombie apocalypse and am eagerly awaiting the day when our undead overlords come to eat our flesh. Than I apologise now for the shotgun round to your skull ;~D Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Can't you just wait until a zombie movie comes out instead, St.Jimmy??? No way! It's not the same. Than I apologise now for the shotgun round to your skull ;~D Apology accepted. I've long accepted the fact that I'll be shot by some survivor. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Doesn't anybody remember the Zombie plan thread from a while ago? Weren't we going to build a city out of trash in the middle of the ocean and hope that zombies can't swim? Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) If zombies are dead, wouldn't them not being able to swim be irrelevant? I mean, if they thrash around enough, they're bound to get to you eventually, which is I think the point of most zombies movies. Edited October 7, 2011 by Pink Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Oh goodness, not the "can zombies swim" question again @_@ We argued soo much about that last time. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Build a space station. Pretty sure zombies can't fly. :3 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 According to the Bible... er, Zombie Survival Guide, they can't swim but they can walk along the bottom easily (albeit slowly)... sooo... yup Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 According to the Bible... er, Zombie Survival Guide, they can't swim but they can walk along the bottom easily (albeit slowly)... sooo... yup So a floating garbage island would be good. Actual islands would be easy for them to walk up. But the floating island isn't connected to the sea floor. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 So a floating garbage island would be good. Actual islands would be easy for them to walk up. But the floating island isn't connected to the sea floor. Exactly. The only reason staying on an island is part of the local zombie survival plan is that there are only a few places that are a shallow enough incline for them to climb up, so very few places that need to be watched. Plus they can be picked off one at a time as they poke their heads out of the water trying to approach the beach. It'll be like a zombie D-Day. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) Wouldn't an island with high, sheer cliffs be just as effective and much more conducive to say... growing food? Of course, then you would have to make sure to break off any handholds anywhere on the cliffs, so it might be a bit of work, but totally worth it. But yes, space station sounds good... until you run out fuel or need food/water. Then you're pretty much screwed. Better yet, build a time machine and travel back in time to when there weren't any zombies. Pretty sure zombies can't time travel. Edited October 7, 2011 by Pink Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Wouldn't an island with high, sheer cliffs be just as effective and much more conducive to say... growing food? Of course, then you would have to make sure to break off any handholds anywhere on the cliffs, so it might be a bit of work, but totally worth it. But yes, space station sounds good... until you run out fuel or need food/water. Then you're pretty much screwed. Better yet, build a time machine and travel back in time to when there weren't any zombies. Pretty sure zombies can't time travel. Depends on how dexterous the zombies are. The flail-about-randomly sort wouldn't be able to climb, even with handholds. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2011 Depends on how dexterous the zombies are. The flail-about-randomly sort wouldn't be able to climb, even with handholds. Well, of course not, and neither would the stumbling-moaning type. I'm thinking more of the agile, chase-you-through-the-woods-at-running-speed type of zombies. Those would be able to climb cliffs. Share this post Link to post
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