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About BirdSpirit

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    Level 10
  • Birthday 07/06/1994


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    Black Hole
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    Put that table back!
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    *Funny Acronyms for BirdSpirit*

    ^ Banana Industrial Research and Development
    ^ Blackbody Infrared Radioactive Dissociation
    ^ Bipolar Information and Resource Database
    ^ Blast and Impact Resistant Design
    ^ Beginning in the Right Direction
    ^ Butterflies Imposing Racial Differences
    ^ Boomerangs In Rampaging Destruction

    ^ Stroke Prevention In Reversible Ischemia Trial
    ^ Sonoma Paranormal Independent Research Investigative Team
    ^ Student Projects Involving Rocket Investigation Techniques
    ^ Someone Patrolling Inside Red Impressive Tanks
    ^ Strange Pterodactyls Increasing Reality Interest Tax


    *Random quotes I have heard, seen, or made up:*

    # "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
    # "The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."
    # "Don't be racist. Be a panda. They're Black, White and Asian."
    # "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
    # "Don't be positive or you'll be struck by lightning,"
    # "A good essay is like a skirt. It's long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep it interesting."
    # "Applying for college is like being a prostitute. You sell yourself to whoever gives you the best deal."
    # "Love means nothing to a tennis player,"
    # "I don't believe in God. I believe in myself.
    # "Learning is all about being a moron until you do it right."
    # "No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”
    # "Despite the high cost of living, it’s still very popular."
    # "Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until they open their mouth."
    # "Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must set yourself on fire first."
    # "Four scorched and severed limbs aglow..."
    # "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,"
    # "Crouching moron, hidden badass,"
    # "Then they might better understand that love is not about gender... it's about two people who are totally dedicated to each other and their relationship,"
    # "You can only find true love when you're true to yourself."
    # "You just say, 'Hi'. They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word."
    # "If you come back and find 4 cups of coffee that look the same, always take the one that has the most,"
    # "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"
    # "If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
    # "Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?"
    # "Those who live by the sword will be shot by those who don't,"
    # "That awkward moment where you finally get to meet your online date in real life and find out its your ex."
    # "Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it,"
    # "Luck is as reliable as the guy who is stalking you. Both are always there, but they do unexpected things."
    # "There are only two season in Utah: winter and road construction."
    # "Ok hold it right there slick. I don't do cakes. I don't bake 'em and I don't jump out of 'em!"
    # "You did not just call yourself Naozilla."___"Believe it baby, 'cause Tokyo is my playground and everyone screams my name."
    # "When life gives you lemons-"___"I complain about the lemons!!"
    # "Oh..IT'S FEMALE!"___"Well, that explains A LOT,"