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AlwaysGone

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  1. When does he say that?

    He…doesn't. I was correcting your spelling of Wheatley.

     

    But if you want my favorite quote of his…

     

    "Yes, you SHOULD plug that little idiot into Her mainframe!"

     

    Well, everything he says is one of my favorites. But this one is just so cute.

  2. Granted, but rule #1 does not like paradox wishes so yeah.

     

    I wish my eye stopped itching.

    ...Crap. I didn't see that. SORRY!

     

    Granted, but your other eye started itching instead.

     

    I wish I don't get in trouble for paradoxes...

  3. I loathe you, I DESPISE you! You Arrogant, Self Centered MONSTER of a woman!

     

    Wheatly, during the battle with Wheatly.

    MUSTNOTCORRECTMUSTNOTCORRECTMUSTNOT-

     

    *Wheatley.

     

    "This is the TARDIS. And she's a woman!"

    "...Did you wish REALLY, REALLY hard?"

    "Oh, shut up."

    "Hello. I'm...Sexy."

    "...But still shut up!"

     

     

    Or something to that effect.

  4. I'm kind of hoping there might be another Minecon.

     

    ...Because my parents said I could have gone.

     

    But, is there going to possibly be a normal SMP server? because Hamachi looks complicated. Don't even tell me it's easy! If I can't even figure out half slabs, I can't download something like that. Trust me.

     

    (I'm alive! No, you guys don't care...OH LOOK! A SHAP!)

  5. I love it, also the mashy spike plates are win.

    Err, what's ADD? I kinda compared it to ADHD but.

    Attention Deficit Disorder.

     

    So, you were close.

     

    I'm open to requests now.

  6. I seriously laughed. Only GLaDOS kills birds with Mashy Spike Plates and flamethrowers out of fear. XP

    I love it! You really nailed Twitch's personality. lD

    Thanks! Most of that was done at camp and I wasn't sure if I had written her right.

  7. Well, this is awfully ironic. I'm home from band camp only because I was sent home after sitting out the maximum three times-With panic attacks. Or, at least I think that's what it is. Go ahead and laugh. I know I did. Anyway, without further ado, I present:

     

    Twitch “Bird!” Twitch said, scaring GlaDOS again. GlaDOS sent a quick shock through the core for the false alarm and went back to testing.

     

    Twitch scanned the room with her green optical, getting distracted every few seconds. Nothing entertained Twitch more than the thousands of birds that fluttered around Aperture Science. The distracted core loved every chance she got to terrorize GlaDOS, and the easiest way was with-

     

    “Birds!” Twitch exclaimed happily. “An entire flock of them!”

     

    GlaDOS shrieked in her artificial voice and tore her attention away from the testing she found so important.

     

    “Kill it!” She screamed, entering numbers into a keypad. An enormous flamethrower came shooting out of the wall at top speeds. With a burst of flame, the birds were crispy and blackened within seconds.

     

    “Now that that’s over,” GlaDOS sighed, closing the window, "we can get back to testing."

     

    Testing. That angered Twitch a little. She didn't like GlaDOS playing with her humans all the time. It wasn't any fun for someone like Twitch. Maybe she could open the window again without GlaDOS noticing.

     

    As soon as Twitch got close enough to open the window, a vent caught her attention. All the screws were loose, so a simple push opened it. Inside, Twitch found a nest. The birds had flown away when they saw Twitch, but if she left the vent open, they would probably come back. GlaDOS would panic again for sure if Twitch left the vent alone.

     

    Twitch repositioned herself by GlaDOS and pretended she had never gone anywhere. Amazingly, GlaDOS failed to notice Twitch's absence.

     

    Twitch had always been an easily distracted core. Perhaps that wasn't her fault, her programming and all. With all the little distractions in Aperture's massive facility, it was easy for Twitch to fall into a simple lifestyle. GlaDOS had disagreed, claiming that Twitch needed to actually do some of the work for a change. Twitch enjoyed herself recreating the argument in her mind.

     

    After a few silent minutes, GlaDOS's ear-piercing scream that even Twitch hadn't managed to break. The smaller core couldn't help but laugh as GlaDOS tried to use, as Wheatley had called them, 'Mashy Spike Plates' in a panicked attempt to kill the birds Twitch had let in.

     

    After a minute or two of the amusing murder attempt, GlaDOS was calm enough to simply flood the room with neurotoxin. The defenseless birds were dead within seconds.

     

    GlaDOS sighed. Had she possessed temples-and hands, for that matter-she would be rubbing them at this point.

     

    GlaDOS should have been expecting this, what with her personality butting heads somewhat painfully with the ADD core's.

     

    Tah-Dah! Thank you, thank you very much.

     

    (In case you were wondering, WC sits at a lovely 435. Now maybe the OCD core will stop bugging me for rewording a few things.)

  8. So, the update: I DID finish(I swear, I didn't forget), I'm just going to type it up and get it up on here.

     

    But I have something to do(I do have a life, you know), So you'll see it in about an hour.

     

    That will be all.

  9. I finished the game.

     

    ...And started crying the moment Wheatley started apologizing. Crap. Told myself I wouldn't...The game made me feel like I was actually there, and I didn't want it to end like that. That's kind of depressing. Guess I'll have to wait until Portal 3 to see what happens.

     

    (Anyone that replies with 'Valve can't count to three' will be shot.)

  10. Alternative solution:
    to get up, free drop with water brake to get down.

    EEEEETHO!! Sorry...What?

     

    Oh. OH! I could use something like his mobevator to get up...I'll try that, then.

  11. Four knees total? Or on a single leg? 'Cuz that'd be weird.

     

    If not, then technically no. Large saurapod dinosaurs were plantigrade and had legs just like that. But if you were saying as in out of all the animals alive today, yes.

     

    I can't remember his name, but the man that first said, "Laughter is the best medicine." died of a heart attack from laughing too much while watching the film, "A Fish Called Wanda."

    What? That-That's pretty ridiculous.

     

    So this isn't spam:

     

    -If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

    -The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

    -The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

    -Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

    -Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

    -A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

    -Cats can hear ultrasound.

    -Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

    -The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

    -The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

    -Children grow faster in the springtime.

    -Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.

    -The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

    -Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

    -Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

    -Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.

    -Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

    -7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

    -The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

    -A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

    -The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

    -"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

    -February is Black History Month.

    -Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.

    -The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

    -Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

     

    I could go on for HOURS. I love you, Google.

  12. I would so download that...If I had clay...censorkip.gif!

     

    Does anyone know if the horses move around on their own?

     

    EDIT: I would get more wood, except for this pit is huge. I CAN NOT begin to express how many ladders I would have to place. Ick.

  13. I want to say something...-bashes head on wall to remember-

     

    Oh! Right. I have a spot for another base-thing down at the bottom of this HUGE pit. To give you an idea, I started close to the surface and found diamonds down there. Problem: I couldn't possibly make enough ladders for the way down, and any waterfall would drown me before I made it down.

     

    Any ideas? Keep in mind I'm kind of ADHD and will get bored with any lengthy projects.