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  1. Dragon Arena. A location where players can send their dragons to fight to the death. Winner gets a large sum of Shards while the loser's dragon dies. Dragons CAN be revived, however only using the same method of revival as normal which has a chance of causing zombification or turning to ashes perma-killing. Can only be entered once a week. Certain dergs will have advantages over others and fights are determined by hidden 'stat' values.
  2. On its own? Yuck. Liverwurst
  3. I could really go for a glass of Crown Royal right about now...
  4. Because I can! *swipes DangerousCuddles with a moldy croissant*
  5. Banned for losing your brothers body and your arm and leg in a half-botched attempt at necromancy.
  6. Sorry, that there to separate the carrots from the peas. Waiter, there is a Necronomicon in my soup.
  7. Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "Pope Francis," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the **** is that on the balcony with Dave?'
  8. Because you haven't offered your soul to the dragon god to do so. Why can't I kill this bloody Leetle Tree?
  9. Atleast I lasted two words woof woof She Sells Seashells Down By The Seashore.
  10. If you can pull it off sure. Just remember to share with the class how you did it. Poster, may I murder this innocent Mint to satiate my bloodthirst?
  11. Gas ------------------------------------- Necronomicon
  12. … I'm startimg to think I've a medical condition... How Much Wood Would A Wood Chuck Chuck If A Wood Chuck Could Chuck Wood?
  13. NO! *grabs massive can of Raid* Poster, may I summon Hastur upon the forums?
  14. Congratulations! Your tests came back negative.