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FearTheFuzzyBear

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  1. ;-;

    NOTHING WORKS!

    > EXAMINE SQUIRREL

    There doesn't seem to be anything to do that with.

    > YELL AT SQUIRREL

    It doesn't look like you can do that with the SQUIRREL.

    > DROP ACORNS NEAR BUSH

    Unknown command.

    > DROP ACORNS

    It doesn't look like you can do that with the ACORN.

    > LURE SQUIRREL

    It doesn't look like you can do that with the SQUIRREL.

    > KICK SQUIRREL

    It doesn't look like you can do that with the SQUIRREL.

    > STAB SELF

    Unknown command.

    > THROW ACORNS

    You throw some more acorns to the squirrel. One of them nearly hits it and it chitters at you indignantly and runs away.

    > THROW MORE ACORNS

    You throw some more acorns to the squirrel. One of them nearly hits it and it chitters at you indignantly and runs away.

    > AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

    Unknown command.

    > YELL ANGRILY AT THE SKY

    Unknown command.

    > CUT BUSH WITH SWORD

    Hoping that some horrible creature isn't about to swoop down on you, you lunge sideways and grab at the handle of your SWORD. After a few desperate seconds your fingers gain purchase on the hilt and you pull it towards you. You use the blade to saw away at the brambles and free yourself.

    > RUN AWAY

    Unknown command.

    > GO FORWARD

    You try to go further down the trail but fall unceremoniously back down into the bushes. You'll need to free yourself first.

    > PLAY FLUTE

    You try to blow the useless horn again. No dice.

    In the ocean, the ancient evil wonders where the snooze button is.

    > PLAY FLUTE

    You try to blow the useless horn again. No dice.

    In the ocean, the ancient evil wonders where the snooze button is.

    > TAKE MUSHROOMS

    You rip a handful of the mushrooms from the ground.

    > EAT MUSHROOMS

    There doesn't seem to be anything to do that with.

    > USE AXE ON BUSH

    There doesn't seem to be anything to do that with.

    > CUT BUSH WITH AXE

    You need a target to do that.

    > USE AXE

    There doesn't seem to be anything to do that with.

    > CUT BUSH WITH AXE AT SQUIRREL

    You need a target to do that.

    > CUT WITH AXE

    There doesn't seem to be anything to do that with.

    > CUT BUSH

    You need a target to do that.

    > CUT BUSH WITH AXE WITH SWORD

    You need a target to do that.

    > WHAT TARGET???

    Unknown command.

    > CAST SPELL OF RESILIENCE ON AXE

    Unknown command.

    > THROW ACORNS

    You throw some more acorns to the squirrel. One of them nearly hits it and it chitters at you indignantly and runs away.

    > CUT BUSH WITH SWORD

    Hoping that some horrible creature isn't about to swoop down on you, you lunge sideways and grab at the handle of your SWORD. After a few desperate seconds your fingers gain purchase on the hilt and you pull it towards you. You use the blade to saw away at the brambles and free yourself.

    > EXAMINE BAG

    You rifle through your (metaphorical) bag. It appears to contain the following things:

    • PLANNER

    • NOTE

    • COINS

    • BONES

    • ARMOR

    • POLEYN

    • PICKAXE

    • STICK

    • ROCK

    • FLUTE

    • CRYSTAL

    • SWORD

    • VALENTINES

    • CARD

    • MUSHROOMS

    • ACORNS


  2. I would like to be a part of this evil plan!

    Scroll Name and Link: FearTheFuzzyBear

    Password: Kohlrabi (intentionally obscure)

    Your best evil laughter: HeeheeeheeheheeheheeheahahaaheehahahaHAHAHAAMWAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *crazed laughter*