M_Padfoot

Nebraska

Sock it to Me Broseph

Captain Ankles - Biter Squadron

Granted, but said unicorn becomes very overprotective of you and attempts to skewer anybody who comes near you with its horn. I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted, but the result is rather boring: everything divided by zero equals zero. I wish that √(-1) was a real number.

Granted. The godmodder is dead, but you become the next godmodder. I wish I won the lottery.

Granted. You get so many Legend of Zelda games that they block the doors in/out of your house. The piles are too large and heavy to move, so you get stuck inside, unable to get out even for food. I wish I could play a musical instrument.

You get a copper dragon figurine. It is rather pointy and sharp. You end up stepping on it. I wish I could paint well.

Tarantula

Elephant Ears

"Maria" - West Side Story, Stephen Sondheim

You get a pet, but it's rather dull and listless. Definitely no shimmer about this one. I wish... I had some cheese puffs right now.

39

(The) Da Vinci Code

Karen

You've got one, but it mistakes you for a fish and attempts to eat you. I wish... I could shape-shift at will.

"You Can't Lose a Broken Heart" - Louis Armstrong

Rooster

Gina

(The) Day the Earth Stood Still

Cucumber sandwiches!

Zoe

to go off on

snail

komodo dragon